"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away." ]
"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Just some more random quotes xd
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Derange Days in Amanda's Mind
Warning there's weird s**t in this,I'm not liable for any damage for your mind,body and sanity.(just make sure you have a barf bag near by)Well good luck and enjoy
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