chapter 7 attack of the pooh
The police approched kaitlin carefully and armed. If kaitlin were to make ust one mistake this could be the end of our hero. Kaitlin had to use her brain. She shuffled her feet as to scare of the cops.
She tripped and land on candaces, now decaying carcass. Kaitlin fell head first on candaces hairy a**. Space demons react sensible to motion or the body being touch. Such force as kaitlin head falling 7 ft to da flo would cause candaces bladder to erupt. Kaitlin, bewildered be what had just happened tried to left her head up. she rose 2 in. Then there was a rumbling sound as if a volcano were about to erupt.
s**t started oozing from candace's furry excavation area. Kaitlin was quickly shoot with s**t in her face. The horrible matter shoot straight into kaitlins hot mouth and in her nose. The s**t eruption was quickly over with a small little buzz turd.
Kaitlin could smell the s**t plugging up her nose. Tears felt her eyes. She started coughing up s**t that had been lodged in her throat.
Kaitlin arose to appear like a doodoo girl. She wipped her glasses with her fingers.
She could see the cops laughing. She started to giggle herself.
Kaitlin left her room happy with blood stains on her poohed shirt and two cops heads with some remander internal organs still attached and were dragging on the dirty floor.
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