I was bored in school so I decided to write a Fullmetal Alchemist version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Here's the final verse:
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve dogs of the military, (fetch!)
Eleven Philosopher’s stones, (they were fake)
Ten massive explosions, (GET BACK HERE, KIMBLY!))
Nine chimeras, (NINA!!!)
Eight cats in Al’s armor, (meow!)
Seven Deadly Sins, (It’s a palm tree!)
Six bullet shells, (where’d the last one go?)
FIVE SILVER POCKET WATCHES! (Tick Toc Tick Toc)
Four transmutation circles, (zap…heh.)
Three souls trapped in armor, (how many are there?!?)
Two metal limbs, (OW! That hurts!)
And the power of alchemy! (Mom! Come back!)
Note: The parts in parentheses aren’t meant to be sung (unless you want to sing them). They’re mainly there as an explanation or my friend and I just felt like putting them there.
 Kyokiri · Sun Dec 17, 2006 @ 10:15pm · 3 Comments |
