[Real journal after this made up song parody of mine. xD]
Nasty Ex-Boyfriend is Coming to Town
By: Whitney
Tuned to: Santa Clause is Coming to Town.
The nasty Ex-Boyfriend is coming to town..
Whit's makin' a list..
Checkin' it twice..
Gonna find out how many bullets to buy.
The nasty Ex-Boyfriend is coming to town.
His name is Brandon C.
He cheated on me.
With another guy named Zachary C.
I will kick Brandon's nasty a**.
He better watch out.
When he is in town.
I'm gonna take my car,
and run him down.
The nasty ex-boyfriend is coming to town.
I'm not gonna show the whole parody, but short story is, well, yeah.
BRANDON. IS GOING. TO BE. IN THIS TOWN. IN A WEEK. MAYBE 2.
DDDD<
Secret, but VERY reliable source. (His myspace. xD. ._.)
Damn that a*****e..
If I see him, I will not hold back my rage. :] I will go at him and punch him until he stops twitching. He's never seen my bad side, because he's never came back to this town since our nasty breakup.
lol.
This should be fun.
~Whit