no thats my cousin. murphy. he is from mexico yoou see when he was a child my slave owner would let us slaves go play at the waste dump with the mexican kids. one day I was eating this wet brown thing that I found on the ground next to some used needles that i sucked on later. This mexicon lad about the height of a lawn chair came to me and ask if he could eat my brownish slime thing I said well why not so he took it and he ate it. then he started changing. his skin peeled back to expose rotten flesh with caked vomit between what was left of his magot infested muscles like any other kid I asked him for a root bear but I hate rootbear than we walked home and he said my real name is eddie and my last name is murphy he told me he wanted to be a famous nurse one day I said why dont you go on gaia and waste your life in front of a computer all day he said nah maybe Ill just become a low class african american actor. I was like hell ya b***h.
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