I got this is a chain letter but this doesn't count as a chain letter. You can see, there is no chain. See the chain? No? Well that's because it's not a chain letter! It's worth reading though so goody.
ONE
w.a.k.e.u.p
there is NO SUCH THING as a gaia tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid pms like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a funking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Making 20 journal/comments/pms a day
about how you hate other people
b/c you're not on their friends list.
who the ******** cares?
ITS ******** GAIA!!!!
SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or a pm asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
SEVEN
Little 4th graders who have gaia
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Gaia Friend.
Real friends read their Emails.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A ******** MORON
ELEVEN
Give candy to the turtle. What?! You don't believe there was a eleven?! Pfft, fine *frowns*
Now go repost this or a ghost will rape your dog!
Disclaimer
I do not permit chainletters so if you do in fact repost this do not put my name on it. Also, a ghost won't rape your dog. Probably only steal stuff from your fridge. Possibly a cookie or two.
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