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i'm so dentist. As clean as a fork, they say. You'll never guess my name, they call me weenie cleany. But it doesnt make sense. I am A GIRL!!! I have not a weenie but a cleany.
rumple my unders. they need a good fluffiling. bruce amilty aint no smilty. Hyehye, tyee aint fer thee. Forsaken the alien speices called homo-sapiens. Those ol' folks down there curse us wit' them there poo.
all guys are pervs. they can only have a one track mind. And forsaken the alien spieces called hobo-saypeeing. HEAD AND STROULDERS I SAYs. MEANS AN FEENDS. I am your lost goddess. of the levee but the levee was fry, them good ol' boyz were bein' frisky and dry, singin this'll be the day that i dye, this'll be the day that you dye.
touch my darling, dont feel my darling, my lion sleeps tonight.
Teeth, goody booby, my teeth. Kooky loony bins are fer you fruity tooties. Good morning morning VIETNAM!!! Ho are blue skies in the misty morn. Born in the redemption of all lost souls. By any other name would smell as delicious. For fruit cakes are the seeds of humanity. Roméo et Capulet are foreva join'd 'n Matri'monee, y'all. Me feriends and Ty's balls are partying till dawn. Sweet morning break my peaceful rest. For your holy palmers kiss are two bulging pilgrims. YOU BETTA RECOGNIZE!!*(this peice of theatre)
thrillé, thrillé FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! TONIGHT!
commentator: come watch the game cause tonight the Killer Boobies face off the Weenie Teenies. O me god its gonna be a great match of kook-ball.
All players ready your knives. On 3 uhn, twop, treed. ALLEY OOP. And they're off.
The knives are flying folks. And only 5 seconds into game and the paramedrics have already been stabbed. No need for health care in this arena, tonight.
Half time show folks!!!
Singer(some hired hooker): Hardy hoho, go the hoes in tow. Fickle balls, Fickle balls spank us all the way. So much in his turnup, i just can not look up, HEY. Jolly walls, jolly walls santa's got a sleigh, too bad we dont got enough to pay our wa-a-ay , HEY. I saw mama slipping him a twenty, beside that dirty magazine last night. What laugh that would'a been if daddy had only seen the how utterl-ly keen they had been.
BOOOOOO! BOOOOO!
Commentator: And the crowd goes wild. I mean litterly where are those junkies--I mean thugs we hired. Gents and ladies control yourselves public urination is NOT appropriate.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAND it's a winning stab for the Weenie Teenies. Before you leave we would like to make a brief anouncement.
Our sponsers will not be sponsering us again.
But to thank our former sponsers, we thank Fat Joe's unsuccessful mumu designs and Leaki Tiki's hooker service for sending us that terrible singer. And our final thanks go to Yaoi, ''Gay sex has never been hotter''.
Thank you and good flight.
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