Here a story to all you everyone.
This story is about a girl named Herbert. She is is 14 and can count to 1,034! razz
This story took place in a real place using some real people.
" I cant what until second period!" said Herbert.
" I cant what till someone shits in your throat Herbert." said Aggath
"Your so funny Agg.Hey! You know what I just thought? Your name is egg but with a A."said Herbert" HAHAHA!!!"she screamed in Agg's ear.
" What the s**t?! My ears bleeding!!"said Agg.
Agg took out a blade from her poket and sliced off Herberts right tit. Then some milk poured out and some kidds started swimming in it.
" Yeha" said Herbert and jump off the diving boared" we can swim now!"
Agg looked around the hallway and saw Mr. Ross and Doctor davis waring drums on their ears.
"what the ******** just happaned?"asked Agg.
Then she looked down the hall and say Areib and Habib riding an elefant.
" Vote for Arieb!Free Ice cream and tubans for everyone" he said and started throwing axes at people.
" No vote for Habib! I promise free indian s**t rolls sprinkeled with sugar or salt!" cried Habib and started a fire on dr.davis's boob." And I we will harvest walrus blubber from under Dr. Davis's nipples for your keroscene lamps!"
"HIAH HIAH HOHO HA VOTE FOR ARIEB IF YOU DON"T SUCK!"
"HIAH HIAH HEE HEE HA VOTE FOR HABIB IF YOU WANT A BABY BIB!"
Then the 2 got in a fight and started riding horses to blockbuster home video.
" I should have never smoke that crak that I got from Mr. Ross and Mr. navara's chimney informerey."Said Agg.
"Hey sexy" said ahh voice from way yonder.
Agg turned around and saw Mrs.Wild laying on her back.
"Come over here and come rub some suntan lotion on me"said Mrs. Wild sexly.
Then I jump out from a bush and shoot Agg with my shot gun.
" Mrs. Wilds mine. All mine b***h!" twisted
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