Heres a ghost story for all you freaks!
Okay. So theres this kid. His name is Molly and he is 8 years old. One day Molly went to the park and a man asked him for a joint. Molly like any good child would say:
" sorry mister, I get my drugs from Colombia and the next shipping is next tuesday."
The stranger did'nt take to kindly to a 'no' and took out a knife.
"listen b!@#h you either give me some pot, or all shove this knife through your a** and out your mouth!"
"somebody help me!"
The stranger did as he said he would...
Later that month Molly mother, Frank became worried.
She would keep calling out "Molly dear are you back from the store? I really need those tampons."
Never was there an answer.Until one night, there was a calling.
"Mama. Mama. Please help me. Theres a knife in my a** and it wont come out."
Frank looked around and searched the house for where the sound came from.
Then Frank looked in the bathroom and saw Molly with abunch of s!@# on a knife handle stuck in his a**. Frank saw walrus man dancing to "chain Hang Low" on top of Molly's head. Frank Joined in on the fun and gave birth 17 min. later...
I bet that story scared the hibby Jibbys out of all you gothic freaks! scream
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