OK PEOPLE,ATTENTION!!!! THIS IS A CONTINUOUS STORY SO I SUGGEST YOU START FROM THE BEGININNING SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!! 
And now for something completely different...
The New story: Lord of the rings and Mandark!
Part 1
One normal day in Mordor (where Frodo's corpse was having tea with Sauron…) something strange happened. Mandark, ring wraith2 and Sam were plotting to destroy Rivendale.
Mandark: I know a great way to accomplish our goal, Ha ha ha hahahaha! <- Chorus
Ring wraith2: You mean winning the pie-eating contest?
Mandark: No you fool! To destroy Rivendale! (Chorus)
Sam: *yelling through the very thin wall that separates him Frodo and Sauron from Mandark and Ring Wraith2 * I want to help toooooooo!!!!
Mandark: *also yelling through the wall* Ok just don't tell Frodo's corpse and Sauron! (chorus)
Sauron: *in a British accent* I want to help too!
Frodo's corpse: *doing sign language that nobody can understand* (he has no head)
Mandark: Fine!! (chorus)
-BUT THEY HAD NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WOULD BE…-
Kari: INU YASHA!!! GIVE BACK MY DIARY!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu Yasha : Come and take it ^_^
Monster: IM OUT OF BEER!!!!! Help it's a catastrophe!
Pine Sol: Help I'm out of pine sol!!
Garfakcy : Help my parents are coming!!!!
*all stare*
with Mandark-
Mandark: Let's go take over Rivendale!! (chorus)
Sam: are you coming to Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo???
Frodo's corpse: *Sign language*
Sauron: *still with a British accent* I'm good at this taking over places thing ^_^
Mandark: but I'M in charge (chorus)
-heroic lord of the rings music-
Kharl: hi!
Mandark: who are you and how did you get to middle earth(chorus)
Ring wraith2: I've been quiet for a while so let me have at least one frikin line!!
Sam: ok
Kharl: what was the question?
Mandark: it doesn't matter (chorus)
Sauron: how did you get here Mandark?
Mandark: Technology (chorus)
Kharl: that's fascinating, I walked
Garfakcy: *magically poofs* Lord Kharl you have to come back NOW my parents are coming to visit!!!
Kharl: Do they still think you're a tall girl?
Garfakcy: Yes!!
Sam: you look like a girl…
Garfakcy: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!
Kharl: first I wanna help these people take over Rivendale
Sauron: how did you know that?
Kharl: I guessed!
Kari: *poofs*
Inu Yasha, Monster and Pine Sol: *poof*
Isildor: *riding on Galadriales head* I will stop you evil people!
Kharl: Do you want a cookie?
Every one behind Kharl: *whisper* no no no no no no no
Isildor: OK!
Garfakcy: *sigh*
Isildor: *eats cookie and screams* my mouth!! My mouth!! It burns!!
Galadrial: *giggle*
Garfakcy: what have I told you about hot peppers and cookie dough?
Kharl: Don't mix them! ^_^
Garfakcy: Exactly, and what did you do?
Kharl: I mixed them!!
All but Kharl: o_0
Mandark: Can we go now?
Sauron: yes you people are quite slow
-as they walk to Rivendale-
TreeBeard: Pippin you idiot that's my nose, GET OUT OF THERE!!
Gandalf: fool of a Took!!
Merry: *in a girly voice* eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that's gross!
Pippin: Sorry but it was so warm and fuzzy up here
TreeBeard: Don't pull on that that's my nose hair!!
Gandalf: you're a sick little hobbit
Merry: *singing* Christmas time is here, come and drink some beer la la la la lulalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mandark(even though he's far away): ha ha ha ha huhahaha hahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Monster: *poofs* I want the beers GIVE ME BEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!
Merry: ok here
Gandalf: *sings his butt song*
*every one backs slowly away*
Gandalf: What?
Pippin: my butt!
Gandalf: I don't like yours its ugly!
Pippin: *cries* cousin Bobo I wet myself!
Merry: he's not here… so change your own diaper, geeze your old enough, your 37!!
Pippin: fine be that way!
Monster: thanks fer d beer >hic< *tries to poof but cant because he's to drunk*
-Back with Mandark and those people-
*they reach the Dead Marshes*
Isildor: (his mouth is better) come on in the Jell-O's fine!
Galadriel: *giggle* maybe you should put some pants and underpants on first… *giggle*
Isildor: ok
Gollum: jumps onto the Dead Marshes in pants and a top hat WEEEEEEEEE!!
Samegol: help I can't swim!
Gollum: Its ok I can! *eats smegol begol*
Sam: *jumps in*
Frodo's corpse: *sign language*
Sauron: I think that means `But Sam you can't swim, in Jell-O'
Sam: I'll eat my way out!!
Van Helsing (in where wolf form with the big cute eyeballs): gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Kim: AAAAAWWWWWWWWWW , so cute! hugs van Helsing
Mr. Crepsley: why am I here?
Rox: `cause you're cool!
R.V.:…………
Rox and Kim: YAY RV, MINE!! pull on his arms
RV: OW MAN that hurts!
RRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!!! *RV's arms pop off*
RV: MY ARMS MAN MY ARMS!!! *points to Darren who is magically there* YOU, THIS IS YOUR FAULT MAN!!
Evra: I think he's mad…
Darren: I don't
Van Helsing werewolf: HHHHOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLL *begins to chew on RV's arm that Kim and Rox dropped*
Part Two
Just so we all know:
With Mandark - Mandark, Sam, Sauron, RingWraith2, Frodo's corpse, Kharl, Garfacky, Kari, Inu Yasha, Isildor, Galadriel, Gollum, Samegol, Pine Sol, Darren, Mr. Crepsly, RV, Rox, Kim, Evra, Van Helsing Were Wolf (dead marshes)
With Gandalf- Gandalf, Pippin (in a boot), Merry, TreeBeard, -Monster (some place)
With Third Earth- Third Earth, Mr. Tiny, Harkat, the little people, Elise (space)
-With Mandark-
RV: My arms man my arms!!!!!!!!! *runs in circles*
Kim and Rox: OOPS!
Mandark: Ha Ha Ha?
Pine Sol: NO its HO HO HO!
Mandark: I am not!!!!!! -chorus
Everyone else: …
Mr. Crepsly: let's just leave him here
Kim: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! We can't leave RV!!!!!!
Inu Yasha: Well you have to drag his nearly lifeless corpse then!
Kim: HE WILL SURVIVE!!!
-With Gandalf-
Gandalf: That's my cue! *sings butt song*
Merry: Lets go!
Pippin : NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!
-With Third earth-
Third Earth: HEY! I have an idea!
-Silence-
Third Earth: OK! My idea is that we destroy Rivendale, and in doing so destroy the WORLD!!!
Mr. Tiny: Ok LITTLE PEOPLE GO GO GO!!!
Harkat: what?
Mr. Tiny: make the ship go to Rivendale!
Harkat: what…ever…
Little People: *groan*
Elise: I am confuziwuzzled. I wanna go to mars to see auntie fhycmft, lrdclpg [p
Third Earth: NO! were on a mission, TO DESTROY RIVENDALE!!!
Elise: Can we all get manicures?
Harkat: Why… Would we…want to get…cow poops?
-With Mandark-
Kim: I'm coolio ,yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Sauron: yyyeeeeaaahhhhhh???????
Kim: YEAH!
RV: make the yeahing STOP! I'm loosing blood!
Mr. Crepsly: suck it up!
Kharl: I've got bandages!
RV: N-n-nnnnnnooooooooo!!!!!
Kookaburra: I am sick of gum
Garfacky: *kills Kookaburra*
Kari: YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!
Mandark: Lets GO ! onward to Rivendale!-chorus
-With third earth-
Elise: u come into this world cold, wet, and naked. There is no reason u cant stay that way
Harkat: Not… me!
Third Earth: poop poop poop poop poooppp poop poop poop!
Mr. Tiny: Please stop that I need to make a phone call!
-With Mandark-
Kim: *cell phone rings* hello? (cool I have a cell phone!)
Mr. Tiny: Hello! This is DesTiny calling! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Kim: ieee! Creepy!
-Dial Tone-
Rox: who was that?
Kim: DESTINY!!!!!!!!
Mr. Crepsly: that's nice
Mandark: COME ON PEOPLE LETS MOVE!!!
RingWraith2: Isildor I have something to tell you!
Isildor: What ?
RingWraith2: I AM YOUR MOMMY!
Isildor: Really? Because the guy at the mall told me he was my mommy…
RingWraith2: that's …creepy…But I'm your real Mommy!
Isildor: ok, what happened to dad?
RingWraith2: I just so happen to be your dad too.
Isildor: was I adopted?
RingWraith2: no, but your brother was.
Isildor: Who's my brother?
SexyBlondSurfer Frodo: I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo's corpse: *sign language*
SexyBlondSurfer Frodo: *heroic pose*
-Heroic LOTR music-
Kharl: Hi!
-Music continues-
Kharl: HEY!!! Your SUPPOSED to STOP the friggin Music after I say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Music ignores Kharl-
Kharl: Garfakcy! Make it stop!
Garfakcy: *under his breath* why cant you do anything yourself? *kills the Heroic LOTR music*
Inu Yasha: is it physically possible to kill music?
Kharl: I've always thought so…
Mandark: it is physically impossible to kill music -chorus
Sam: is it also impossible to survive without a head?
Mandark: of course! -chorus
Frodo's corpse: …………………………
Sam: please die now Mr. Frodo Mr. Frodo Mr. Frodo
Frodo's corpse: *sign language* ………….*gives up, and walks over to RV and points*
Kim: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! RV won't die!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Crepsly: he should…
Rox: don't say such mean things! *hugs Mr. Crepsly*
Mr. Crepsly: AAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! Get it off!!!! get it off!!!!!!!
Kim: HA HA
-with Third earth-
Elise: Come on Harkat, let me do your nails, PLEASE!!!
Harkat: NO… well maybe…later…
Mr. Tiny: I was gonna be next, NO FAIR!!!
Elise: Ok just shut up and listen people-
Third Earth: Technically none of us are people.
Elise: Fine, Shut up and listen, Alien like thing, Dead zombie like thing, and other worldly being like thing, I will give you all manicures, AFTER, you give me a foot massage!
Harkat: fine
Mr. Tiny: Wow you must really want a manicure, to be willing to touch HER feet!
Harkat: How bad can it be?
Third Earth: You don't remember much about your life, do you?
Harkat: No, why?
Third Earth: you'll see…
-With Mandark-
Mr. Crepsly: Can we leave RV behind now?
Kim: NO!
Rox: I j-just read the 9th book a-and it turns o-out YOUR DEAD! *Falls over sobbing hysterically*
Mandark: Get a grip.-chorus
Rox: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! M-my beloved Mr. Crepsly is d-dead! *cries some more*
Mandark: Please get a grip!? -chorus
Rox: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! M-my beloved Mr. Crepsly is d-dead! *cries some more*
RingWraith 2: She scares me…
Isildor: Me too mommy!
Galadriel: I'm a mommy now too!
Evra: Huh? Hey, Darren how are babies made?
Darren: you have 5! You should know!
Evra: I found them in the toilet one morning…
Darren: Ask one of the girls!
Evra: *looks at Kari* where do babies come from?
All: *stare at Kari to see how she will answer*
Kari: Come with me, *sigh*
-15 minutes later-
-Evra and Kari come back, both have VERY red faces-
Mandark: Chorus
Kari: *glare*
Inu Yasha: Where do babies come from?
Kharl: Pelican?
Garfakcy: not quite
Mandark: Stork? -Chorus
Garfakcy: no…
Galadriel: I don't know either!
Darren: Me neither…
Evra: Wait, Galadriel, didn't you say you had one?
Galadriel: It's a leaf I found…
Kari: Ok raise your hand if no one ever had “the talk” with you.
*Basically everyone( except Kari, Evra, and Garfakcy) raises their hand*
Garfakcy: It seems to me that you have a lot of explaining to do, Kari.
Kari: Your gonna help.
Garfakcy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Evra: Life sucks
-Meanwhile with Gandalf-
Pippin: why are we in this story anyway? Nobody told us what were supposed to be doing…
*Shippo and Steve poof*
Shippo: Were going to Rivendale!
Steve: Sure, whatever.
Pippin: sounds good to me.
Merry: You trust these people!?
TreeBeard: Only Pippin could trust the vampeneeze lord and a living dust mop…
Monster: I found two more!
Koga: …HI…stop staring at meeeeeee!
Jaken: I like cigarettes! *begins to smoke*
Gandalf: you have an ugly butt!
Shippo: aaawwwwwww! You said a bad word!
Koga:… really? What did he say I missed it.
Jaken: **** you all!
Shippo: huh, what does that mean?
Koga: That one I understood!
Pippin: I didn't
Merry: IDIOT!!!!!!
Koga: *randomly grabs a plant* This is my new best friend John!
John: …
Gandalf: John looks…odd.
Koga: DON'T BE MEAN TO JOHN!!!!!!!
Gandalf: *cowering in fear* o-okay…
Monster: I wanna BEER
Pippin: I can spell beer! No wait, no I can't…
Shippo: I can spell whiskey! B-e-e-r!
Pippin: Wow that's a big word!
Shippo: I can spell it because I'm intelligent!
Pippin: And we need people of intelligence on these missions, quests, things, whatever!
Merry: you should have just stopped at quest…
Monster: I still want a beer…
TreeBeard: Shut up
Steve: I can't believe I'm wasting my time with you people, I should be trying to kill Darren and that other guy!
Gandalf: They will all be in Rivendale when we get there!
Steve: If their not I'm gonna kill all of you!
Koga: NOOOO! I'll save you John!
Steve: …
-With ThirdEarth-
Elise: Harkat! I'm ready for my foot massage!
Harkat: I'm beginning…to have second…thoughts…
Mr. Tiny: If you do give her a foot massage, it's your funeral.
ThirdEarth: I like green!
Mr. Tiny: that's nice
Elise: Come on Harkat, let the foot massaging commence!
Mr. Tiny: It was nice knowing you!
ThirdEarth: Stop!
Elise: Don't!
ThirdEarth: No you need to stop.
Mr. Tiny: Why?
ThirdEarth: Were here.
-With Mandark-
(after the talk)
Mandark: There it is!-chorus
RingWraith2: Finally, we made it, I hope they didn't start the pie-eating contest without us!
Sam: No! We made it to Rivendale!
Sauron: Uummmm, I hate to tell you guys this, but, THERE'S THIRD EARTH!!!!!
-With Gandalf-
Pippin: OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: What do you need now?!
Steve: Were here! Now lets find Darren so I can kill him!
Pippin: HEY! I was gonna say that! (the were here thing not the killing thing…)
Shippo: That's not a very nice way to greet a friend Steve…
Koga: So John what are your views on the president, and his policies?
John: …
TreeBeard: WERE HERE! We made it to Rivendale!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End of Part Two ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An explanation: The File is now saved under the title “A Puddle of Tears”, because of the blood sweat and tears it required to RE-DO. Because the evil computer virus 37-C messed it up! It turned my lovely little 16-page document into 47 pages of nonsense, re-written text, the actual story, and messed up story. It took me TWO HOURS!!! To re-do this. The only reason its done now is because Sesshomaru is HOT and because I love Mousse, who is also very hot. (Ferio, The invisible man, and Jak are too…*sigh*)
This will continue, later, after I finish “About Sports…”
*No tears were actually shed in the re-making of this story, play, 16 page document, thing
I thank you for reading
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Part Three: Rivendale
Characters: Mandark, RingWraith2, Sam, Frodo's corpse, Sauron, Isildor, Galadriel, Hikari, Inu Yasha, Pine Sol, Monster, Kharl, Garfakcy, Gollum, Samegol, Mr. Crepsly, Darren, Evra, RV, Rox, Kim, Gandalf, Pippin, Merry, TreeBeard, Steve, Shippo, Jaken, Koga, John, Third Earth, Mr. Tiny, Harkat, the little people, and Elise. And there ALL in Rivendale together!!!
Gollum: OH NO!! RingWraith2's in a convertible!
Sam: No he isn't! Stop telling these weird people weirder stories! *Hits Gollum with a frying pan*
Mandark: I am the only one here deserving of a convertible! -chorus
Koga: John has a convertible!
John:…
Jaken: Either the wolf demon is psychotic, or that's a pot plant… or both…*plots ways of finding out which*
Mr. Tiny: OK little people, LAND THE SHIP!!!
Little People: *groan*
Elise: lets get this over with quickly, I want my foot massage!
Sauron: So… now what?
RingWraith2: I dunno…Mandark?
Mandark:…ummmmm…I never thought we would get this far…
Kim: I think your both supposed to be destroying Rivendale…
Rox: Yeah! But I don't remember my well thought out logical reasoning for them doing this…
Mandark: To save the world! - chorus
ThirdEarth: To destroy it!
Kharl: To find my platypus!
Garfakcy: not quite, sir…
RingWraith2: I still think we should have a pie-eating contest…
Gandalf: were here because the magic talking dust-mop told us to come!
Shippo: Yeah I think Pippin looks like one too.
Pippin: ???????????
Isildor: I must vanquish the evil people who seek to harm the happy place that is Rivendale!
Galadriel: *giggle*
Steve: I just need to kill Darren, where is he?!
Darren: oh crap!
Evra: Now that I think about it maybe there is something my wife isn't telling me about our children…
RV: Does anybody have a cleric?
Mr. Crepsly: Of course, I carry one in my pocket *sarcasm*
Kharl: I could—*gets cut off*
Garfakcy: No
Elrond: Come with me and all will be explained
Rox: is it time for the council of the White Stone?
Elrond: no that was last week.
Elise: I WANT A FOOT MASSAGE!!
Elrond: *ignores her* lets all go sit in a circle, and talk.
Rox: And get high?
Elrond: sure whatever.
-Everyone sits in a circle-
Steve: Wow this is fun. I feel happy, and fffffrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Darren: Me to, and I cant remember why we were fightingggggg.
Evra: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Rox: see I told you giving us crack would make things more interesting!!!!!
Elrond: I love you Mandark!!!!!
Mandark: I love Gandalfffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!-chorus
Gandalf: I love the dust mop!!!
Pippin: I want to marry Bilbo!
Merry: I already dddddiiiiiiiiddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!
RingWraith2: I still want a pppppppppppiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee !
Pie: I want some more of that stuff!!!!!
Koga: YYYYYOOOUUUUUUUU cccaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn ttttaaaaaaallllkkkkkkk???????
Inu Yasha: I love my brothers!!!!!!!!
Kari: mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ttoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Kharl: I don't get it?
Harkat: itss…sss…a good…thiii…iinnng…ggg
Mr.Tiny: I want to get married!!!!!!
Sam: I'll marryyyyyyyy yyyyyooooouuuuuu!!!!!!
Rox: yyyaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!! Wwweeeeeeeeee gets cacacacacake
ThirdEarth: I wanna be theeeeeee brides maiddddddd!!!!!
Pine Sol: I wanna be a flower girlllllllllll!!!!!!
Monster: this isssss gonna bemy neeewwwwwww hobbly- I mean hobby!
Shippo: me tooooo!
RV: I love that werewolfy!
Mr. Crepsly: I love Steve!
Kim: *gasp*
Elise: I loooooooooooooooovve being a prep!
Garfakcy: I love you people!
Frodo's corpse: *try's to say the funniest line in this entire play, but can't*
Isildor: I luv my mommy!
Galadriel: *giggle* I love your mommy too *giggle*
Rox: I luv Joe's dad, my special friend!
Kim: …
ThirdEarth: kim will you be the best man?
Kim: Ssuuuuuuuurrreeeeeeeeeee! I'd llloooooooooooooove ttoooooooooo!!!!!!
Elrond: nnnnnoooooowwwwww oooonto buisness, aand wweeeeeeeeddingggssssss!!!!!!!
ThirdEarth: poop pooooop pop poop poop poop ! and more poop!
Elrond : kiss the other one!
-ThirdEarth and Sam kiss-…creepy
Kharl: congradulations!
Steve: that's sooooooo touching *starts to cry*
TreeBeard: hooray!
Darren: I love today!
Evra: I love people!
Mr. Tiny: I was supposed to be deee one getin mmmaaarrriiieeeddd! Oh weeeeeeelllllllll!!!
Elrond: I like to eaty eat eat apples and BANNANAS!
Kim: I like to drink drinky drink frosting coated smoothies!
Shippo: frosting!? Smoothie!? WHERE?! *Runs around attacking stuff*
Sesshomaru: I like to eat…Well actually it depends on who's cooking the food…
Intercom: Would Kim please report to the gift wrapping station…NOW!!
Kim: ok ok keep your pants on! *Leaves*
Mr.Crepsly: that was odderiffic!
Koga: hey John, do you think pizza is fun on the beach in may?
Jaken: *quietly gets up and leaves*
Koga: john…John?… JOHN!? JOHNNNNNNNN!!??!!
Kari: calm down he muuuuusssssttttt be in here some…some….
Inu Yasha: somecows?
Kari: yeah that's the one! Cowabunga!
Kharl: do ya think that John got up and left?
Rox : that's the only LOGICAL reason for him to be bungee jumpin'
Pippin: HAT! Hat did it!
Shippo: what happened to Mr. Jaken?
Koga: JAKEN I'll kill you! If you even touched JOHN!!!
Jaken: *whimpers and hides in a corner, while smoking something…green*
Rox: well at least it isn't John he's smoking!
-Blank stares from everyone-
RV: what kind of plant was John, man?
Koga: a potted one!
Kari: a POT plant?!
Koga: yeah that one!
Inu Yasha: I don't get it what's a pot plant?
Garfakcy: one of the main ingredients in cigarettes.
Inu Yasha: whats a cigarette?
Garfakcy: primary cause of lung cancer.
Inu Yasha: What?
Garfakcy: nevermind…
ThirdEarth: *idea* hey Mandark come over here for a minute…
Mandark: OK!
Mr. Tiny: Bring him into here!
-they go into a bathroom, then the rest of the people hear the toilet go flush-
Mandark: eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *his head is wet*
TreeBeard: HaHa you got stuffed into a toilet!
Mandark: its not @#$* ing funny!
Pippin: actually….it is….
Harkat: why are you…talking…funny?
Merry: he's an IDIOT!
Koga: I- I can't find John a-anywhere! *Begins to cry*
Jaken: I haven't seen him… *shifty eyes*
Koga: *glares at him*
Jaken: what?
Koga: you have something in your mouth, what are you eating?
Jaken: nothing…
Koga: *forces Jaken's mouth open* AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Pulls out a little piece of John*
Jaken: heh heh…
Koga: YOU ATE HIM!!!???!
Jaken: well actually I smoked him, then ate the evidence…
Koga: @#$% you, you *&^%$#@!
-everyone stares at Koga-
Koga: this piece of %^&* killed John!
Jaken: ummm…Im sorry…?
Koga: *rips Jaken into little pieces*
Mandark: -chorus
Kari: would you like a towel, Mandark?
Mandark: yes please…
Pine Sol: What was it like to get your head stuffed into a toilet, then have said toilet flushed?
Mandark: Mostly disturbing, but a little bit fun too!- chorus
Kharl: I wonder what happens if I mix the blue and red chemicals?
Garfakcy: it will explode
Monster: you will get rue! ( red + blue = rue) ( blue + yellow = blellow)
Kharl: should I ?
Garfakcy: NO, but no matter what I say your going to mix them anyway, right?
Kharl: yup!!!
Garfakcy: *sigh*
Kharl: *mixes said chemicals*
-loud explosoin-
-from the smoke rolls, a little demon-
Kharl: its just like when I cook!
Koga: what is that?
Kharl: an ice cream!
Little demon: *bursts into flames*
Kharl: or maybe not…
Koga: I want it!
Kharl: OK you can have him!
Koga: hooray! I will name him…hmmm…John II!
ThirdEarth: that is one ugly demon!
John II: *attacks ThirdEarth*
ThirdEarth: AAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Koga: HAHAHA!!
Kharl: wow I finally made a demon that actually moves!
Garfakcy: what about Rath? He could move.
Kharl: oh yeah, I forgot about that…
ThirdEarth: HELLO!! Somebody should HELP ME! This thing is trying to claw my eyes out!!
Koga: John II, down !
John II: *jumps down*
Koga: isn't he great!?
Kharl: yup!
ThirdEarth: NO!
John II: *growl*
ThirdEarth: *wimper*
Elrond: AGGGHHHHHH!!!
he is ignored-
Elrond: Hey people look at me I'm being murdered here! AAAGGGGHH!!!
Isildor: for all that is right and good who did this!?
Elrond: it w-was—*dies*
Kim: HELP!!
Isildor: the villainous villain has struck again!
Galadriel: *giggle*
Isildor: I will save you!
Kim: what? Save me? No, I just need someone to UNWRAP ME!!!
Isildor: who did this villainous deed, who wrapped this …thing, in wrapping paper!?
Kim: the people at Target!
Isildor: what is this Target of which you speak?
Galadriel: It's a store dumb @$$. Ummm I mean, *giggle*
Kim: yeah the weird one is right , now un-wrap ME!
Isildor: ok *unwraps Kim*
Shippo: HOLY CRAP!!! ELROND'S NOT MOVING!!
all stare-
Steve: Darren should be the one not moving , where is he?
Darren: *hiding*
Evra: he's hiding from you!
Steve: where?
Evra: I can't tell, that's not how hide and seek works!
Kari: look heres a rake covered in Elronds blood!
Mandark: OH CRAP! I have a horrible fear of all things red!
Kim: *hands him a tomato*
Mandark: AAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Throws it at Gandalf*
Isildor: THE VILLANOUS VILLAN HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!
Galadriel: …*giggle*… idiot…
Mr. Tiny: Lets not panic people!
Gandalf: *thinks he was killed and falls over*
Mr. Crepsly: stupid
Pippin: Now all the little butts of the world are safe!
Shippo: stop saying that, it's a bad word!
Pippin: Sorry I forgot!
Merry: you two need to grow up!
Shippo & Pippin: NEVER YOU BUTT-MUNCHER!!!!!!!
Merry: *sweat-drop*
TreeBeard: uummmm… shoudn't we be trying to figure out who killed them?
RingWraith2: sure, that sounds almost a fun as a pie eating contest!
Sauron: I think… Steve did it!
Steve: you have no proof! I was talking to RV!
RV: *passed out from loss of blood*
Darren: yeah right, DON'T BELIEVE HIM!!!!!!
Steve: when I find you…
Inu Yasha: I think it was-
Koga: nobody cares what you think!
Inu Yasha: b-but all the evidence p-points to-
Koga: SHUT UP!!!
ThirdEarth: was it you Koga?
Koga: John II attack!!
ThirdEarth: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
John II: *attacks ThirdEarth*
ThirdEarth: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mr Crepsly: now your starting to sound like RV.
Evra: Hey look, John II is clawing ThirdEarths eyes out!
Steve: HAHA!
Koga: ewwwww! That's enough John II!
ThirdEarth: I can't see!
Garfakcy: lucky!
Kharl: ?????????
Kari: are you saying we are un-pleasant to look at?
Garfakcy: pretty much…
Inu Yasha: IT WAS KARI!!!!!!!
All: what?????
Inu Yasha: she killed Elrond…
All: oooooooohhhhhhhh!
Kari: yeah so?
Koga: that's cool, good job!
Kari: now I will kill this! *Pulls out a pillow case*
Inu Yasha: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
Koga: go for it!
Kari: *kills pillow case*
Garfakcy: *claps*
Inu Yasha: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Pillowy!!!!
Kari: ?????
Inu Yasha: h-he was my bestest friend! *Crys, and holds an elaborate funeral for the pilow case*
Pine Sol: ummm, brother, are you ok?
Inu Yasha: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!!
Garfakcy: and I thought I didn't have real friends…
Pine Sol: …
RingWraith2: I'll be the photographer!
Mandark: I'll carry the casket!
Steve: I'll try to find and kill Darren!
ThirdEarth: I'll avoid John II
Isildor: I will try to find out who killed Elrond!
Galadriel: *giggle*
Sauron: I'll drink tea!
Frodo's corpse: *sign language*
Sam: I'll eat stuff that's not ment to be eaten!
Evra: I'll think about the mysteries of life!
Darren: I'll hide
Monster: I'll drink!
Pippin: I will sit here in my boot
Merry: I'll throw stuff at you!
Shippo: I will dust!
Koga: I'll threaten ThirdEarth with John II!
Mr. Crepsly: I'll sit here and uuuummmmmmm… think.
Kim: I will plot to destroy Target!
Rox: I think about…stuff!
Elise: I'll complain!
Mr. Tiny: I will make peoples lives difficult!
TreeBeard: I'll eat some shrubs.
Kari: I'll glare at Inu Yasha!
Inu Yasha: I'll finish this funeral!
Pine Sol: I will ask someone to help me get out of here!
RV: *wakes up magically healed* WOW MAN!!
Harkat: wow…man…you sound…so stupid!
Kharl: I'll mummify people with bandages!
Garfakcy: I'll plot to kill the rest of you….
Steve: I found him! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darren: craps!
Steve: *plunges a knife down tword Darren*
ThirdEarth: SSSSSSSTTTTTOOOPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Steve: *stops* why?
ThirdEarth: I don't know, but the devil told me to tell you to stop…
Steve: *glares at Garfakcy* ok, fine -_-
Garfakcy: ???????????????
Kim: I don't get that last part…
Rox: Me neither, but I am writing this as I go you know!
Mandark: What an odd way to live life…-chours
Kim: she's just stupid.
Rox: anywho…
Garfakcy: what?
Steve: huh?
Garfakcy: what are you implying…?
Steve: chickens will fly!
Garfakcy: no
Steve: camping!
Garfakcy: STOP IT!!!!!!!
Steve: why?
Garfakcy: *ignores him*
Mr.Crepsly: stupid…
RV: what did you call me!???
Mr. Crepsly: I wasn't talking to you…but you are dumb…
RV: NO IM NOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Mr. Crepsly: yes you areeeee, and Steve is evil.
Steve: WHY YOU----
Mr. Crepsly: *pppphhhhtttttt* there's nothing you can do about it puny human!
Steve: !!!!!!!!
RV:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Crepsly: that's not a real word you know…
Steve: FINE! I'll go join the vampaneze!
RV: Me too!
Steve: John II you can be our general!
Koga: good luck John II! I'll miss you!
- they leave-
RingWraith2: weren't we supposed to be doing something…something with pie…or not with pie…uuuummmmmm…Mandark?
Mandark: NO PIE!!!!!! We must destroy Rivendale, NOW PEOPLE MOVE IT! -chorus
Sauron: oh yeah…
Sam: that's right!
Frodo's corpse: *sign language*
Kari: what about us?
-POOF-
Kiba: were going out to dinner… who are these loosers?
Kari: Idiots, now lets go!
-POOF-
Inu Yasha: I want Ramen!!!!!!
Pine Sol: and they say I'm random…
Monster: you know I never got that beer…
TreeBeard: YES YOU DID!!!!!!!
Monster: oh, well it wasn't very good…I think…
TreeBeard: that's it the stupidity is to much for me, I'm leaving!
Pippin: lets have a party!
Shippo: OK!
Koga: I've got to go too, I need to re-paint my bathroom. *Leaves*
Inu Yasha: I feel so alone! I want a bathroom to paint!
-POOF-
Kikyo: you can paint my bathroom, it has dead people pinned to it…
Inu Yasha: OKIE-DOKIE!!!
-POOF-
Pine Sol: I'm leaving, to go bug Sesshomaru!
Monster: I'll go drink
-POOF-
Kharl: I feel out of place…
Garfakcy: I hate this place…
Kharl: you hate everything! ^_^
Garfakcy: especially you, and your sister.
Kharl: I know! Come on lets have more fun with crocidiles! (#220)
Garfakcy: whatever…I hate crocidiles…
Kharl: I know! ^_^
Garfakcy: if you know then why do you tourture me like this?!
Kharl: it keeps me amused!
Garfakcy: …
Kharl: … that was odderiffic!
-POOF-
Pippin: Hey Shippo, lets go find the greater meaning of life!
Shippo: Okie Dokie!
-They leave-
Treebeard: …
Mandark: You can laeve now too…
Treebeard: Sure whatever… *leaves*
) Only Mandark, Frodo's corpse, Sam, Sauron, RingWraith2, ThirdEarth, Elise, Mr. Tiny, and Harkat remain (
Sam: Where did everybody go?
Frodo's corpse: *sign language*
Sam: Could someone with a head please tell me?!
Elise: Well this is almost the end… so I think the author lady (*cough* Rox *cough*) decided to have the two opposing powers in this stupid story draw it to a climatic finish, that will decide the fate of the world.
The Rest: …?
Elise: the story is almost over.
Sauron: OHHHH! Ok I understand now!
Mandark: Me too! - chorus
Ringwraith2: As do I.
ThirdEarth: ok
Mr. Tiny: fine, but can we hurry up… I have people I need to mess with!
Harkat: …fine
Frodo's corpse: …
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