OK PEOPLE,ATTENTION!!!! THIS IS A CONTINUOUS STORY SO I SUGGEST YOU START FROM THE BEGININNING SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!! 
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scream Greed and Envy had no luck with the door. It was one of those futuristic doors and it kept throwing bottles of spray paint at them(what?!). So, when they failed with the door, they decided there was only one thing left to do. Climb a really tall mountain(why?) BECAUSE IT WAS ENVYS IDEA! Greed just went along with it. But all he really wanted to do was to go to Ikea and figure out the answer to the age old question how long can you do questionable things on the bed before you get thrown out?(please do not try this at Ikea)(we recommend Mattress Discounter). So Envy and Greed went to climb Mt. --Name and address withheld--. They faced many dangerous conundrums. And in the end, made it to the top of Mt. --Name and address withheld-- and then they realised that they did have a problem. They were afraid of heights and could not get down. So they waited and hoped that the other L men would save them soon.
scream On a completely unrelated note, Captaion Jack Sparrow and Captain Barbosa decided to go to Vegas and get married(over 300 couples in Vegas get married each day!) They had a happy life until the next morning when they were hung over. Then they were very disturbed but to busy fighting about who owned the black pearl to get a divorce. Anyway...
scream Okay, back to GDOP!(thats what this story is called by the way, General Days of Passion) Roy-ette had a slight problem. He was a girl and Hughes was having a crisis. It was worse than an identity crisis, it was a sexual identity crisis. and thus, Hughes was of no help whatsoever. So Roy-ette was on her own. Her quest was to find Scar and his fanclub and get them to fix what they've done.
scream Speaking of the Scar fan-club and Scar, they were on a quest to zap more people and the first person they ran into just happened to be Riza who they mistook for a man. Well to be fair, she was kindof hungover and did look manly. So when they zapped her, she turned into a real man which made Wrath really disturbed and which also made him have a sexual identity crisis. But unlike Hughes, he managed to do something useful. He stuck a tracking device on Yokis bald head(remember, Yoki is part of the Scar fan-club with Mei and Dr. Marcoh).
scream Else where, Lust had managed to loose Alphonse and she was pretty worried. She feared he had been sucked into an alternate universe called NOELLE where another version of him lived. But thats not important right now because he wasn't in NOELLE, he was in fact trying to help Ran-fan get Ling to put some pants on. He had decided to run around a movie theater naked while watching Captain Jack, Barbosa, and Will had a threesome.( eek )(and I just realized we're not writing this so people can read it but because we want to)(oooooooooooo). Alphonse was very disturbed by the threesome and Ran-fan thought it was kindof hot because she is a yaoi fangirl to. And Ling was a little bit high, so he thought it was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.
scream In other news, Edward fell in love with Chad. There was a meeting of the eyepatches are really sexy commity, Mr.Crepsley fell madly in love with Sloth( gonk ) and Hoenheim(Envys father) started to stalk Roy-ette.
sad To be Continued... sad
scream Greed and Envy had no luck with the door. It was one of those futuristic doors and it kept throwing bottles of spray paint at them(what?!). So, when they failed with the door, they decided there was only one thing left to do. Climb a really tall mountain(why?) BECAUSE IT WAS ENVYS IDEA! Greed just went along with it. But all he really wanted to do was to go to Ikea and figure out the answer to the age old question how long can you do questionable things on the bed before you get thrown out?(please do not try this at Ikea)(we recommend Mattress Discounter). So Envy and Greed went to climb Mt. --Name and address withheld--. They faced many dangerous conundrums. And in the end, made it to the top of Mt. --Name and address withheld-- and then they realised that they did have a problem. They were afraid of heights and could not get down. So they waited and hoped that the other L men would save them soon.
scream On a completely unrelated note, Captaion Jack Sparrow and Captain Barbosa decided to go to Vegas and get married(over 300 couples in Vegas get married each day!) They had a happy life until the next morning when they were hung over. Then they were very disturbed but to busy fighting about who owned the black pearl to get a divorce. Anyway...
scream Okay, back to GDOP!(thats what this story is called by the way, General Days of Passion) Roy-ette had a slight problem. He was a girl and Hughes was having a crisis. It was worse than an identity crisis, it was a sexual identity crisis. and thus, Hughes was of no help whatsoever. So Roy-ette was on her own. Her quest was to find Scar and his fanclub and get them to fix what they've done.
scream Speaking of the Scar fan-club and Scar, they were on a quest to zap more people and the first person they ran into just happened to be Riza who they mistook for a man. Well to be fair, she was kindof hungover and did look manly. So when they zapped her, she turned into a real man which made Wrath really disturbed and which also made him have a sexual identity crisis. But unlike Hughes, he managed to do something useful. He stuck a tracking device on Yokis bald head(remember, Yoki is part of the Scar fan-club with Mei and Dr. Marcoh).
scream Else where, Lust had managed to loose Alphonse and she was pretty worried. She feared he had been sucked into an alternate universe called NOELLE where another version of him lived. But thats not important right now because he wasn't in NOELLE, he was in fact trying to help Ran-fan get Ling to put some pants on. He had decided to run around a movie theater naked while watching Captain Jack, Barbosa, and Will had a threesome.( eek )(and I just realized we're not writing this so people can read it but because we want to)(oooooooooooo). Alphonse was very disturbed by the threesome and Ran-fan thought it was kindof hot because she is a yaoi fangirl to. And Ling was a little bit high, so he thought it was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.
scream In other news, Edward fell in love with Chad. There was a meeting of the eyepatches are really sexy commity, Mr.Crepsley fell madly in love with Sloth( gonk ) and Hoenheim(Envys father) started to stalk Roy-ette.
sad To be Continued... sad
