OK PEOPLE,ATTENTION!!!! THIS IS A CONTINUOUS STORY SO I SUGGEST YOU START FROM THE BEGININNING SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!! 
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question Everyone went to the beach. Well not really everyone.
question While there, they all went swimming in the wonderful wonderful ocean of doom. This caused a mass chaffing epidemic(you know, that rash you get between your legs when you have an uncomfortable bathing suit on. Don't worry, iv'e been there). The only one who did not chafe was Roy because he wore a speedo.(sexy) and occasionaly the comfy mesh shorts. He really didn't care that everyone else was chaffing, until Ling complained. Then Roy offered to take a look at it for him. Ling told him that if he came any closer, he would have Ran-fan shoot him(because Ran-fan is the only one we trust with a gun).
question So instead, Roy swore that he would find a cure and Ling was o.k. with that because the chaffing was annoying(yes it is) and as long as Roy didn't actually come near him, he would be just fine. Poor Roy who was still in love with Ling went out on a wonderful quest(because hes not chaffing)(and he can walk)(without waddling)to go to a far off town called Baltimore City(scary) and find the cure to the chaffing epidemic.
question First, he met the pirates, who wore basketball uniforms. Their names were Breda, Fuery, Mei, Scar, Yoki and Anti-jesus(boss of sins).They took Roy into their boat which was shaped like a tooth and flew away into the sunset. About halfway, there was a minor problem. The Pirates were lost and Roy was seasick(The Pirates is the name of their basketball team). So in order to find their way, they had a seance in order to talk to Kimblee who just so happened to be a professional sailor(weird). So once they found their way again, they sailed off into the sunrise or somethin like that. Upon reaching the shores of the Inner Harbor The Pirates bid Roy fairwell and went on to their basketball game.
question Then Roy met 2 ninjas. Ross and Broch(not from pokemon). They wore standard ninja outfits but with neon green tophats. They were actually a band called Two Ninjas. They assisted Roy in getting to the medical center(St.Johns Hospital) in the mythical town of Baltimore city. He asked a doctor what was the best cure for chaffing.The doctor named Kim(thats me mwahahaha i'm a doctor) didn't say anything but handed him a mysterious bottle full of a mysterious white powder. Then the Chaplin(my cuz Roxanne)ran up took the bottle from him, handed him a different bottle full of a different white powder. The chaplin started to yell at me (something about don't give hot guys crack but who cares). Then they ran off yelling something about helping smeogol.
question Roy then entered the airplane he rented and was horrified to find the doctor and chaplin were his pilot and co-pilot(if god is your co-pilot, switch seats). By some miracle, they flew him back safely.
question Roy returned to the waddling group of people and passed out little packets of white powder to everybody(no it was not crack this time). Everyone was better and happy especially Hughes because Roy was still in his speedo. And then they all vowed to never wear chaffing shorts again. And they vised the doctor to do the same.
question Roy is hot in a speedo.
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question Everyone went to the beach. Well not really everyone.
question While there, they all went swimming in the wonderful wonderful ocean of doom. This caused a mass chaffing epidemic(you know, that rash you get between your legs when you have an uncomfortable bathing suit on. Don't worry, iv'e been there). The only one who did not chafe was Roy because he wore a speedo.(sexy) and occasionaly the comfy mesh shorts. He really didn't care that everyone else was chaffing, until Ling complained. Then Roy offered to take a look at it for him. Ling told him that if he came any closer, he would have Ran-fan shoot him(because Ran-fan is the only one we trust with a gun).
question So instead, Roy swore that he would find a cure and Ling was o.k. with that because the chaffing was annoying(yes it is) and as long as Roy didn't actually come near him, he would be just fine. Poor Roy who was still in love with Ling went out on a wonderful quest(because hes not chaffing)(and he can walk)(without waddling)to go to a far off town called Baltimore City(scary) and find the cure to the chaffing epidemic.
question First, he met the pirates, who wore basketball uniforms. Their names were Breda, Fuery, Mei, Scar, Yoki and Anti-jesus(boss of sins).They took Roy into their boat which was shaped like a tooth and flew away into the sunset. About halfway, there was a minor problem. The Pirates were lost and Roy was seasick(The Pirates is the name of their basketball team). So in order to find their way, they had a seance in order to talk to Kimblee who just so happened to be a professional sailor(weird). So once they found their way again, they sailed off into the sunrise or somethin like that. Upon reaching the shores of the Inner Harbor The Pirates bid Roy fairwell and went on to their basketball game.
question Then Roy met 2 ninjas. Ross and Broch(not from pokemon). They wore standard ninja outfits but with neon green tophats. They were actually a band called Two Ninjas. They assisted Roy in getting to the medical center(St.Johns Hospital) in the mythical town of Baltimore city. He asked a doctor what was the best cure for chaffing.The doctor named Kim(thats me mwahahaha i'm a doctor) didn't say anything but handed him a mysterious bottle full of a mysterious white powder. Then the Chaplin(my cuz Roxanne)ran up took the bottle from him, handed him a different bottle full of a different white powder. The chaplin started to yell at me (something about don't give hot guys crack but who cares). Then they ran off yelling something about helping smeogol.
question Roy then entered the airplane he rented and was horrified to find the doctor and chaplin were his pilot and co-pilot(if god is your co-pilot, switch seats). By some miracle, they flew him back safely.
question Roy returned to the waddling group of people and passed out little packets of white powder to everybody(no it was not crack this time). Everyone was better and happy especially Hughes because Roy was still in his speedo. And then they all vowed to never wear chaffing shorts again. And they vised the doctor to do the same.
question Roy is hot in a speedo.
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