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Noccy's Journal of Doom... and really bad fanfics.
Well, this is where you'll find everything you need to know about a bad fanfic author who has a boring life in a boring town. If you all bow down very nicely, I might even sneak in peeks of my humorfics...
Funny quotes
For lack of a good entry, yesterday I watched "Secrets of Animal Magic". There were a couple of funny quotes here.

For a duck act of a guy who works with birds, he said the following as 'magical words', and I thought this was particularly hilarious:

"Bonjour! Bonsoir! Bon appetit! Bon voyage! Bon Jovi!"


Before a tiger act from a different magician:

"You know, there are 100 white tigers in the world. Two of them are mine, and the rest are Sigfried and Roy's."





 
 
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