Listen
hun
you aren't his only one
He probably knows me better than
how you know how to move your own two feet
maybe it's just me s**t-talkin', but you probably don't know how to feign a double chasse, and appeal to the judges, dance like a decapitated bunny,
Hunny, you're worth about the same as a Starbucks Cafe Au Lait,
You look good but in reality you're cheap,
Yea, I may be a creep but at least I have a decent voice
And some pride
Also got a crew by my side
You might as well hide
Your thighs are about as massive as my obsessive affection
It's not my fault that I give him a giant erection
But the fact he doesn't look in your direction
When he needs a good tug
Well
Aren't you lil' Miss Innocent?
At least I have a decent precedent
An agreement
When Diamonds are flushed
It's kinda time for you,
baby,
to shut the ******** up.
There's a reason why I add quotations around your name
Why?
Well let's use google why don't we?
Your name means bitterness
It's also the name of three demons
Shall I forget that maybe you're a lil' b***h?
(SHIIIT!)
I bet you can't even lift a hundred pounds,
And you're a wrestler?
Ha! I bet you couldn't even wrestle out a paper bag
It'll put you in a head lock
Isn't that good for me though?
I won't have to see your hideous bowling sacks
You know, the ones beneath your eyeballs.
Speaking of which,
You look like a member of the Addams family.
Not Morticia. Why?
Your eyes bulge like ********' Gomez
One of these days you'll get an infection
All because I spit in your direction
And it'll just fall out
Either 'cuz of lack of iron
Or of your own mental deprivation!
I should be afraid of you
Probably due to my own Arandiphobia.
That's right, said it,
Not exactly bright as a light,
So don't you know you're not supposed to
Say your parent's name to strangers online?
You ******** idiot, you're running out of time,
Because he's mine and
All you are is a waste of his ultimate prime.
I'm done with you
This Rhythm
This Rhyme
Good Bye.
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