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So, I was in the public restroom at the mall yesterday.

I saw a guys feet in a stall when I walked in, and it didn't smell so great, so I assumed he was doping a major bomb. Then, it got real quiet for a bit and I let everything settle down. You could hear a faint grunting sound, and the ever so slightly "kerplunk." Other than this guy you could hear a pin drop.. So I had a great idea.

I let out this war cry as loud as possible and threw myself against his stall door as hard as I could causing a loud bang. I bet that guy hasn't been that scared in his life; he yelled in a very surprised fashion and said "WHAT THE ******" extremely loud, and started to try and stand up. I could hear him fumbling with his pants because his belt buckle was making noise.
I was long gone before he made it out of the stall though.