The Year of the Dragon, Winter. A small village in the Shu Empire was razed to the ground by bandits. In the ruins...
Little Boy : *crying* Papa! Mama!
A distance away from the burning village...
Young Boy : Dad! Look smoke!
Warrior : Hmm.. Must be a fire..
Young Boy : What do we do, dad ?
Warrior : Stay here, son!
Young Boy : Dad ?
The Warriors runs off towards the smoke.
Young Boy : Dad!! No!!
Warrior : By the Heavens...
Little Boy : MAMA!!! PAPA!!
Warrior : Come, m'boy! Come come!
*picks the little boy up and escapes the ruins*
13 years later, Changkong village...
Zhao Shi : Aaaahh! This is goood!
Zhao Kai : Pfft! Why you' sittin' so close ?!
Zhao Shi : Oi! I got an idea!
Zhao Kai : Pfft! I bet it's like all your brilliant ideas ?!
Zhao Shi : No it's better! We'll... go peek on the girls' baths!
Zhao Kai : What ? You crazy!
Zhao Shi : Cmoooon!
Zhao Kai : *sigh* Fiiine!
Zhao Shi : *gets out of hot springs* Ok let's go!!
Zhao Kai : You fool! Get a friggin' towel!
