A blonde was sitting next to a lawyer on a airplane. They had been sitting there for a few hours when the lawyer turned to the blonde and said, "Want to play a game?"
The blonde answered,"No, thanks. I really just wanna sleep."
The lawyer said, "Please? Just one game?"
The blonde replied, "No, really. I'm tired."
The lawyer then said, " How about this? We'll each ask each other a question. If you don't know the answer to my question, you'll give me $5. If I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you $500. Deal?"
The blonde agreed and waited for the question.
The lawyer asked, "What is 13 times 12?"
the blonde didn't know the answer so she scowled and handed the lawyer $5 and went back to sleep.
The lawyer said, "Wait, what about your question for me?"
The blonde sat up and asked, "What goes up the hill on 5 legs and comes down on 3?"
The lawyer pulled out his computer and googled the question but he couldn't find the answer.
He called all of his other lawyer friends but they didn't know as well.
After much thinking, the lawyer said, "Alright, I give up. I don't know the answer," and handed the blonde $500.
the blonde thanked him and turned to go back to sleep.
The lawyer sputtered, "Wait, what was the answer?"
The blonde sat up, handed the lawyer another $5, and then went back to sleep.
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