Aiight. Its 5am, and Jada's here. STORY TIME! Note: This can get pretty graphic. You have been warned. Do not read on if you can get easily scared or stuff, yo.
Once there was a cow-pony named rufus that liked eating greasy food and cardboard boxes that he stole from a grumpy old lady man named Sadie Glenn and she ate donkeys and llamas dried fetuses. One of them was the reincarnation of space jesus and he placed a curse upon the fat grumpy lady-man. "Lady-man," space jesus said, "From now on you can never eat chocolate again or you will combust into a fried p***s that is constantly sucked by the ugly, fat Joey Fath"
"I cannot stop eating chocolate, its a good thing i enjoy getting sucked by Joey!" So lady-man went off to eat some chocolate when a giant moo-snail showed up to guide her into the v****a of destiny. She-he named the v****a hershey after her favorite chocolate brand, she licked the giant v****a, thinking of chocolate.
" Ohmah this soooo yummy phil!",Lady-man said, "phil, where are you, you fatass"
"who the hell is phil?" moo-snail asked, "Are you high?"
"i dont know... yummmm chocolate. I wanna shove it up mah deformed v****a-p***s thing!', yelled S/he, "I'll c** all over the chocolate, and EAT IT!"
"You ******** fatass! What the hell is wrong with you?" Said moo-snail.
He had enough of the grumpy fatass lady-man thingy. "b***h YOUR DEAD!" yelled moo-snail. So he grabbed a magical unicorn horn and stabbed her through its p***s-v****a thingy. The End!
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