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Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new a bucket you saw in 7-11-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left a finger to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand shopliftings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Justin Bieber, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Kick a** in the an ear for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours eagerly,
Dryma


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a crowded Xmas! I'm sure visions of falafel-plums are already killing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your pages with boughs of ammonia? Have you spiked the cookie with plenty of blood? Have you read your scarf by the chimney with care? Did you leave out pasta and some juice for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours absentmindedly,
Dryma


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a violent Xmas! I'm sure visions of prime rib stroganoff-plums are already fighting in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your cats with boughs of lava? Have you spiked the fondue with plenty of 06 chateau saint michelle? Have you kick your harness by the chimney with care? Did you leave out sushi and some disaronno for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours wonderfully,
ky_the_wolf_demon


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a n a s t a y Xmas! I'm sure visions of sugarplum-plums are already flailing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your remotes with boughs of boogers? Have you spiked the twinkies with plenty of kool-aid? Have you twirl your pantyhose by the chimney with care? Did you leave out mac&cheese and some martini for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours Mysteriously,
Poison -L i n e d- Lips


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Hat you saw in Anthrax R' Us-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left Mandible to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand Murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Johnny Depp, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Satan in the Hip for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours Wallever,
Dmmklpy


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new locker you saw in Hot Topic-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left spleen to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand larcenys to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Harry Potter, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the pancreas for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours quickly,
amusedandconfused


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Today we decorated our holiday For Mustang. I hung strings of interesting Playstation3 all over it, and topped it with a printer. It's creating! Plus it smells like a roses, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to to play some cookies to give to friends. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some assingments, cats and playing berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours extremely,
Da-ku-chan


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Today we decorated our holiday whale. I hung strings of disgusting marbles all over it, and topped it with a loaves of bread. It's colorful! Plus it smells like a sock, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to fly some cookies to give to Santa. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some wigs, rainbows and flaming berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours amazingly,
Mircheese


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Today we decorated our holiday your mother. I hung strings of dirty marbles all over it, and topped it with a children. It's haphazard! Plus it smells like a liquor, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to undulate some cookies to give to Alex. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some migranes, equations and intoxicated berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours savagely,
MCjackdaripper



Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new tower you saw in Wal-Mart-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left ear to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Robert Pattinson, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the foot for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours soothingly,
-Nyu- Nya-chan


Dear Sinister_Bunneh,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a repulsive Xmas! I'm sure visions of taco-plums are already dancing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your mother with boughs of j**z? Have you spiked the v****a with plenty of boob milk? Have you hump your bacon thong by the chimney with care? Did you leave out human flesh and some sexy chocolate milk for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours awkwardly,
Velveteen Vendetta