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Rite. So wat wer YOU doing saturday? i bet it was something fun. and i bet u want to hear about MY saturday. Well, since monday (march 6), i've been having some major pains in my right side (and not period cramps....) so when they persisted until Saturday afternoon AND i had a fever.... well ppl gots worried and they took me into the ER.... (Emergency Room for all the ppl who somehow didn't no that....)

so the first thing they did was give me a pretty braclet with my name and doctor on it (i'm still wearing it ^^) and then the put me in a room and told me to strip down to my socks and panties.... which i did.... then they gave me a gown to wear (u no those funky hospital ones that tie in the back...?) yea. well, they took my blood, then they made me drink nasty stuff that was mixed with lemonade, but it didn't taste like lemonade at all.... T.T it highlighted my insides so they could see it....

but when i went for the stupid catscan, they said the liquid woudln't make it down to where they didn't it to.... so.... *deep breath* they stuck a tube up my a**. it had an inflatable thingy at the end. and she inflated it once it was in. T.T the lady was scary. she told me to take my panties off. she lubed it up too. then she told me it would only be in for a minute and a half. LIAR! *ahem* so she stuck the tube in there and made me lie on my back while it was still in there. then the dr. (he was gay, seriously, he was) he put something in my iv (made me feel like i was tinkling on the table) and then he held my hand while the tube had an orgasm and released into my a**.

after that.... she had to put gloves on again before she took it out and she tried to pull it out without deflating the thing at the end. that hurt like hell. almost as bad as when she shoved it up there in the first place..... and then, she told me i could use the bathroom, i swear! i was peeing liquid out my a** forever! and then i when i was sent back to my room, i had to use the potty again and more came out! it was like a never ending cycle! i mean, how do gay ppl do it? seriousl.... it hurts to have things shoved up there.... T.T

and now u no of the poor violated ducky.... o yea, they did find out wat was wrong with me btw.... i had an ovarian cyst.... so it's off to the gyno again.... T.T