Yes, so of course I'm in Drama because of my career choice, and I just can't ******** wait to tell you fggts about One Act!!
Start Time.
I was up at 3:50 this morning ready to go to DeLoach's for breakfast at 5:00! We had to pick Tyler up at MacDonald's at 4:45, and he was a bit late. I brought my Beatles blanket and it got caught on some of the bushes in DeLoach's immense back yard.
His house was pretty gorgeous. Walker is one of the funniest boys on the face of the planet. Ever. And I really wish I could tell him that, but you know I'm just the little freshie that no one wants to pay attention to. Bahaha!
Anyways so Walker was stealing bacon and s**t. Well we had bacon and grits and all that fancy s**t. It was YUM! 'Cept the grits.
DeLoach's dog took a liking to me. Poor puppy.
Walker had a POT of coffee to drink. He was definitely gonna crash. We all stood around and I laughed so hard I killed my ******** breastbone.
Then we loaded onto the shitty old bus and I got my seat... The only one with minimal rips and tears. No rotten hamburgers like in the back seat. I sat next to Chelsea, Walker was in the adjacent seat with Tyler, Sarah was in the back along with Tara in the adjacent seat, Matthew sat with Deloach and Mrs. Thomas in the front with Matthew's dad, and Holly and Cody sat in the seat behind Tyler and Walker, Larry and Jesse sat in the seat behind me, and Kaitlyn P. and Jennifer sat in the seat in front of Tyler and Walker. Holly is a total slut laying all over Cody and she's dating Scott; but I really can't say anything bad. Caitlyn and Kaitlyn L. sat by their own hated selves in the front.
Sleeping was NOT an option on the bus unless you were Cody and Holly and possibly Tara. Walker was being hilarious the whole time and all Sarah and Cody did was argue about who takes dumps the most. When we were almost to Augusta Prep, Walker randomly pulls out a TOOTHBRUSH and starts randomly brushing his teeth. Then he spits in his damn coffee cup. Bahaha! I couldn't even listen to my ipod for the fear of missing a single moment!
Augusta Prep was ******** gorgeous- the ******** rich pricks. D: We were play #1 presenting Oh What a Tangled Web! Some guy told us where to unload and how everything was gonna work, and I found the girl's dressing room. It was EPIC. I found the same sword I have. I set my nice blue shirt in there along with my purse praying to God no one took it. Then they piled Walker and Kaitlyn into the bathroom to get their old people makeup on~ It was funny because girls came in to change, but Walker was in there which was funny as HELL.
After that ordeal of Walker's hair getting DRENCHED in baby powder, we braced ourselves for the performance. We sat with the set which consisted of a large sofa from the teachers' lounge, a couple tables, a coffee table that Mrs. Thomas picked up on the SIDE OF THE ROAD, and a couple lamps and a shitload of medicine. I also had to make sure my scarf and s**t was ready to be in place. Apparently we "forgot the knife" Bahaha!
Then the entire cast got together in a huddle and Walker wanted us to go "1 2 3 OOMPALOOMPA!" but we didn't we said "Ole" which was pretty gay.
Before we start this play, I'll explain the cast:
Jan - Sarah
Chris - Me
Shirley - Jennifer
Frank - Matthew
Mrs. Quigley - Kaitlyn
Mr. Quigley - Walker
Tim - Larry
Stan Glowaki - Tyler
BEST. CAST. EVER. I loved every second of the play- but before we went on Matthew had to go up in front of the crowd and say "School #1 would like to present 'Oh, What a Tangled Web' by John Carrol. Start time." Then we got to work! I set my keys on the table and took care of the lamp that looked like books. I also made sure my scarf and lunch were ready.
Cody and Holly then fixed the lights and the lights came on cuing me onto the stage with my lunchbox and my first line of "Oh, I know I'm going to be late for work I just know it!" After I forgot the keys and Quigley was notified that I was "dead" by my stupid sister Jan, I was offstage until the end so I rushed to the back to get on my shirt. I prayed to GOD that they couldn't see my feet underneath the back curtain. But I got it on and fixed my hair and jumped onto the stage once more shocking the other characters~ After all the confusion was straightened out, Mr. Quigley claimed that they still had some cake and I ended the play with the line "Oh, great! Cake! I'm dying of hunger..." and Tim, my boyfriend, choked on his cake by accident but it was SO GOOD! It fit so well even though it wasn't supposed to happen! I ******** love Larry.
The crowd laughed MANY times and we were sure the judges were gonna love it. We were hugging eachother we were so happy! I was ecstatic! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! Even though I was shaking the whole time.
After I got my T-Shirt back on, and Mrs. Quigley got her outrageous black dress off, we took our seats in the audience. It was sort of difficult to keep Sarah and Cody quiet, but what's the fun if everyone was silent? We were excited! The next play was After Hours with the stupid mannequins and it wasn't really that good. The next play was a Shakespeare play which was pretty much monotone reciting and pretty dresses. Ophelia was AMAZING though! I loved her even though she upstaged everyone else on stage. She was like INSANE literally and she was talking to the AIR! Bahahaha!
After the first three we had a lunch break at Subway. It was nice, though I had some confusion at the counter. I sat with Caitlyn and Kaitlyn L. and Chelsea first and those bitches were talking smack about Sarah AND ME! While I was ******** sitting there! So I just moved... I went to Kaitlyn P. and Jesse and Jennifer and asked if I could sit. I told them what those other bitches were doing. I don't want to be seen with those bitches again. I'm not like them. After we ate, we went and stood in front of GameStop. It was pretty fun! C:
Then we got back on the bus and went to the boring Augusta Prep. After our play, Walker had went through the actual school halls and got in trouble with the people. It was pretty funny~ When we walked back in they were in the middle of Alice in Wonderland which only had ONE good actor and that ONE good actor was the BEST of all of the actors at the whole damn place. He looked like David Bowie and acted like Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. He was playing "The Hat Man". Apparently the play was about drugs and Alice dies at the end. The girl who played Alice was HORRIBLE.
The next play was Piedmont and they performed the WORST play. The acting was AMAZING but it consisted of a girl's father dying and the host laughing at it, DAMN IT and LIVING HELL used several times throughout the play, and a seven year old with a brain tumor and a ******** reaper with a glock ready to kill the game show contestant. It pissed me off.
The next plays were some s**t about a drama where a bitchy girl who acted horribly sitting in a bed talking on the phone only to be killed at the end. The last one was about drugs, gangs, and abusive boyfriends. I couldn't take the punks seriously because they were women and one of the girls had this ridiculous colorful hoodie on. At the end of the last one, the guy totally forgot his last lines and it was so embarrassing that it made MY eyes water. It was really shitty though.
Then the judges conversed for a ******** hour and a half. Which they weren't even CONVERSING. One was playing sedoku and s**t like that. One was napping. So while they did this s**t, I went and talked to the hawt blond Hat Man. ******** yeah. I told him that he was my favorite actor and that his accent was right on! He had a Jack Sparrow accent and he had it PERFECT. And he was so ******** hawt... He had braces though. He needs ******** up teeth. But anyways, he thanked me. He was so sweet looking. I am still as of this moment getting over my love for him.
After that hour and a half of glancing at hottie, the judges decided to waddle their fat asses to the front and announce our scores. Sarah got best actress and Larry got honorable mention. And unfortunately, so did Hat Man. ********. I want to know his name. And then they announced the places. We got third- the lying ********. Then the Shakespeare s**t got second. And ******** PIEDMONT got first. But I can't complain. Their acting was GREAT. Cody was saying that he was gonna pull a Kanye and steal their award. The bitches. We should have said damn several times in our play and talked about seven year olds with brain tumors! But you know what, I'm happy.
I was in the One Act my FRESHMAN year! It's incredible. I'm amazed that I made it, and I'm gonna try and be in it all four years! Hee hee! Uncle Jerry would be proud of me, really.
On the way home I passed out and s**t like that. DeLoach explained that we got the grades of 85, 85, and 65. The f*****t who gave us the 65 said that our TABLECLOTH was CROOKED and it was DISTRACTING. We're sorry, you stupid OCD b***h. But oh well. It's pretty good. I want to hear my criticism, though. Holly and Cody whored it up again, and poor Walker crashed on sugar again. We all had sugar on the way home; 'cept I had chocolate milk. NESQUIK. Matthew's dad dropped me off at Home Depot- and here I am. Writing about my experiences.
Stop time.
Start Time.
I was up at 3:50 this morning ready to go to DeLoach's for breakfast at 5:00! We had to pick Tyler up at MacDonald's at 4:45, and he was a bit late. I brought my Beatles blanket and it got caught on some of the bushes in DeLoach's immense back yard.
His house was pretty gorgeous. Walker is one of the funniest boys on the face of the planet. Ever. And I really wish I could tell him that, but you know I'm just the little freshie that no one wants to pay attention to. Bahaha!
Anyways so Walker was stealing bacon and s**t. Well we had bacon and grits and all that fancy s**t. It was YUM! 'Cept the grits.
DeLoach's dog took a liking to me. Poor puppy.
Walker had a POT of coffee to drink. He was definitely gonna crash. We all stood around and I laughed so hard I killed my ******** breastbone.
Then we loaded onto the shitty old bus and I got my seat... The only one with minimal rips and tears. No rotten hamburgers like in the back seat. I sat next to Chelsea, Walker was in the adjacent seat with Tyler, Sarah was in the back along with Tara in the adjacent seat, Matthew sat with Deloach and Mrs. Thomas in the front with Matthew's dad, and Holly and Cody sat in the seat behind Tyler and Walker, Larry and Jesse sat in the seat behind me, and Kaitlyn P. and Jennifer sat in the seat in front of Tyler and Walker. Holly is a total slut laying all over Cody and she's dating Scott; but I really can't say anything bad. Caitlyn and Kaitlyn L. sat by their own hated selves in the front.
Sleeping was NOT an option on the bus unless you were Cody and Holly and possibly Tara. Walker was being hilarious the whole time and all Sarah and Cody did was argue about who takes dumps the most. When we were almost to Augusta Prep, Walker randomly pulls out a TOOTHBRUSH and starts randomly brushing his teeth. Then he spits in his damn coffee cup. Bahaha! I couldn't even listen to my ipod for the fear of missing a single moment!
Augusta Prep was ******** gorgeous- the ******** rich pricks. D: We were play #1 presenting Oh What a Tangled Web! Some guy told us where to unload and how everything was gonna work, and I found the girl's dressing room. It was EPIC. I found the same sword I have. I set my nice blue shirt in there along with my purse praying to God no one took it. Then they piled Walker and Kaitlyn into the bathroom to get their old people makeup on~ It was funny because girls came in to change, but Walker was in there which was funny as HELL.
After that ordeal of Walker's hair getting DRENCHED in baby powder, we braced ourselves for the performance. We sat with the set which consisted of a large sofa from the teachers' lounge, a couple tables, a coffee table that Mrs. Thomas picked up on the SIDE OF THE ROAD, and a couple lamps and a shitload of medicine. I also had to make sure my scarf and s**t was ready to be in place. Apparently we "forgot the knife" Bahaha!
Then the entire cast got together in a huddle and Walker wanted us to go "1 2 3 OOMPALOOMPA!" but we didn't we said "Ole" which was pretty gay.
Before we start this play, I'll explain the cast:
Jan - Sarah
Chris - Me
Shirley - Jennifer
Frank - Matthew
Mrs. Quigley - Kaitlyn
Mr. Quigley - Walker
Tim - Larry
Stan Glowaki - Tyler
BEST. CAST. EVER. I loved every second of the play- but before we went on Matthew had to go up in front of the crowd and say "School #1 would like to present 'Oh, What a Tangled Web' by John Carrol. Start time." Then we got to work! I set my keys on the table and took care of the lamp that looked like books. I also made sure my scarf and lunch were ready.
Cody and Holly then fixed the lights and the lights came on cuing me onto the stage with my lunchbox and my first line of "Oh, I know I'm going to be late for work I just know it!" After I forgot the keys and Quigley was notified that I was "dead" by my stupid sister Jan, I was offstage until the end so I rushed to the back to get on my shirt. I prayed to GOD that they couldn't see my feet underneath the back curtain. But I got it on and fixed my hair and jumped onto the stage once more shocking the other characters~ After all the confusion was straightened out, Mr. Quigley claimed that they still had some cake and I ended the play with the line "Oh, great! Cake! I'm dying of hunger..." and Tim, my boyfriend, choked on his cake by accident but it was SO GOOD! It fit so well even though it wasn't supposed to happen! I ******** love Larry.
The crowd laughed MANY times and we were sure the judges were gonna love it. We were hugging eachother we were so happy! I was ecstatic! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! Even though I was shaking the whole time.
After I got my T-Shirt back on, and Mrs. Quigley got her outrageous black dress off, we took our seats in the audience. It was sort of difficult to keep Sarah and Cody quiet, but what's the fun if everyone was silent? We were excited! The next play was After Hours with the stupid mannequins and it wasn't really that good. The next play was a Shakespeare play which was pretty much monotone reciting and pretty dresses. Ophelia was AMAZING though! I loved her even though she upstaged everyone else on stage. She was like INSANE literally and she was talking to the AIR! Bahahaha!
After the first three we had a lunch break at Subway. It was nice, though I had some confusion at the counter. I sat with Caitlyn and Kaitlyn L. and Chelsea first and those bitches were talking smack about Sarah AND ME! While I was ******** sitting there! So I just moved... I went to Kaitlyn P. and Jesse and Jennifer and asked if I could sit. I told them what those other bitches were doing. I don't want to be seen with those bitches again. I'm not like them. After we ate, we went and stood in front of GameStop. It was pretty fun! C:
Then we got back on the bus and went to the boring Augusta Prep. After our play, Walker had went through the actual school halls and got in trouble with the people. It was pretty funny~ When we walked back in they were in the middle of Alice in Wonderland which only had ONE good actor and that ONE good actor was the BEST of all of the actors at the whole damn place. He looked like David Bowie and acted like Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. He was playing "The Hat Man". Apparently the play was about drugs and Alice dies at the end. The girl who played Alice was HORRIBLE.
The next play was Piedmont and they performed the WORST play. The acting was AMAZING but it consisted of a girl's father dying and the host laughing at it, DAMN IT and LIVING HELL used several times throughout the play, and a seven year old with a brain tumor and a ******** reaper with a glock ready to kill the game show contestant. It pissed me off.
The next plays were some s**t about a drama where a bitchy girl who acted horribly sitting in a bed talking on the phone only to be killed at the end. The last one was about drugs, gangs, and abusive boyfriends. I couldn't take the punks seriously because they were women and one of the girls had this ridiculous colorful hoodie on. At the end of the last one, the guy totally forgot his last lines and it was so embarrassing that it made MY eyes water. It was really shitty though.
Then the judges conversed for a ******** hour and a half. Which they weren't even CONVERSING. One was playing sedoku and s**t like that. One was napping. So while they did this s**t, I went and talked to the hawt blond Hat Man. ******** yeah. I told him that he was my favorite actor and that his accent was right on! He had a Jack Sparrow accent and he had it PERFECT. And he was so ******** hawt... He had braces though. He needs ******** up teeth. But anyways, he thanked me. He was so sweet looking. I am still as of this moment getting over my love for him.
After that hour and a half of glancing at hottie, the judges decided to waddle their fat asses to the front and announce our scores. Sarah got best actress and Larry got honorable mention. And unfortunately, so did Hat Man. ********. I want to know his name. And then they announced the places. We got third- the lying ********. Then the Shakespeare s**t got second. And ******** PIEDMONT got first. But I can't complain. Their acting was GREAT. Cody was saying that he was gonna pull a Kanye and steal their award. The bitches. We should have said damn several times in our play and talked about seven year olds with brain tumors! But you know what, I'm happy.
I was in the One Act my FRESHMAN year! It's incredible. I'm amazed that I made it, and I'm gonna try and be in it all four years! Hee hee! Uncle Jerry would be proud of me, really.
On the way home I passed out and s**t like that. DeLoach explained that we got the grades of 85, 85, and 65. The f*****t who gave us the 65 said that our TABLECLOTH was CROOKED and it was DISTRACTING. We're sorry, you stupid OCD b***h. But oh well. It's pretty good. I want to hear my criticism, though. Holly and Cody whored it up again, and poor Walker crashed on sugar again. We all had sugar on the way home; 'cept I had chocolate milk. NESQUIK. Matthew's dad dropped me off at Home Depot- and here I am. Writing about my experiences.
Stop time.
