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This is a random dream I had the other night. I obviously read and watched too much Hellsing that night. Anyway here it is.
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The sound of scratching on my window startled me, I had almost been asleep. I dove under my covers, there was a bear and mountain lion problem around where I live, which is not uncommon.
"Rikku come here!" I called to my 7 month old chow-lab puppy. I waited but no response, which was very weird for her.
"Cloud?" I asked calling out for my tiny ball of grey fluff kitten, he wasn't anywhere to be seen.
"Train?" I asked in a small voice. Train is my small black kitten, he was also nowhere to be seen. Usually the three of them and I are fighting for bed space. Not the case this time.
"Fine screw all three of you then!" I huffed plopping back down and pulling my blankets over my head.
The scratching continued, it was really starting to freak me out. A small whimper escaped my lips. Suddenly the sound of a gun shot, glass shattering and wood breaking made me scream. Somebody had shot through my window and it went though the wall. That was it! I slammed my window open, completely breaking it in my fit of anger.
"What the ******** d**k wad!?" I screamed using my most intimidating voice, but in all reality, I probably sounded very scared.
And that's when I saw them, at least fifteen zombie-ghoul things outside of my bedroom window. 'Don't scream, don't scream.' I thought. Their dead eyes locked on me and they started filing toward me. I ran down my hallway and opened a door to the shed that was connected to my house. I swear there was a gun in there somewhere. Hopefully a shottie. When I flipped the lights on my eyes widened in horror, there was at least another six in there.
"Oh balls." I exclaimed slamming the door I ran toward my bathroom. I silently closed the door and locked it. At least I had some common sense. I climbed into my shower/bath tub and slid the curtain closed as quietly as I could.
I could feel a panic attack coming on, I drew my knees to my chest trying to slow my racing pulse. I could hear them coming from my bedroom, no doubt trying to find me to make me into a snack. I was trying to keep my breathing as silently as I could.
The sound of a round being shot off and voices scared the hell out of me. I screamed. Thats when my bathroom door was broken down by a small horde of the undead things. I jumped up and tried crawling around on the floor to get away. One grabbed my ankle and started dragging me. I kicked and screamed trying to get away. Another gun shot and the dragging stopped.
I opened my eyes, and found myself staring at a black boot. My eyes traveled up and I was greeted with the sight of a tall man, who's glowing red eyes scared the hell out of me.
"You're a moron, you don't crawl around on the floor to get away from them." Were the first words he spoke to me. That irritated me. I was about to die and he dared to call me a moron! Although, I couldn't say much.
"I think I got the rest of them!" A woman came running into the bathroom, she was taller than I was and had rather large boobies.
"Did you get the ones in the shed?" I asked as I grabbed the hand she offered me to help me up, better than the butt hole in red.
"The shed?" she asked cocking her head. I nodded my response and motioned with my hand for them to follow me. On the short walk to the door to my shed, I learned that the hot blonds name was Seras, and the d**k wad who had insulted me was named Alucard.
The sight and smell of the zombies deadness was enough to make me almost gag. I pointed at the door. They went in silently and a few shots were fired off. They came out, covered in a lot of blood. It was enough to make me take a few steps back from them.
"I believe our work here is done!" Seras said in a happy tone. The both of them started heading toward the front door.
Done? Absolutely not! They had broken my bedroom window, (ok I had done that but whatever) and made a bloody disgusting mess of my house,and put bullet holes everywhere!
"You guys have to help me clean this up!" I whined looking frantically back and forth between the two of them.
Alucard let out a maniacal laugh. "No we don't." he said still laughing at my expense.
"Awwwww come on Master." Seras said, in my defense. "We did make quite a mess."
"Not our problem." he said.
I tried glaring at him, but he glared back, he was way scarier than me so I ended up just pouting and looking pathetic.
The two of them left, and I was left alone to clean up the bloody disgusting mess. How the hell was I supposed to explain this one to my boyfriend?
 xWar Maidenx · Sat Oct 09, 2010 @ 12:07pm · 0 Comments |
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