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Remember way back, when i was smoking crack.
and you stood in the corner, sellin' that a**.
and i took that rusty pipe and gave your head that gash,
then took all your cash, spend it on smack!

I feel bad about that,
not really but yeah, also that time i made you shave your cat!
Or in that time i said ur a** looked fat,
and when i play music while your were taking a nap!

As a matter of fact i've been a down right jerk,
steal cash from your purse but that ain't the worst!
Can't believe i'm the guy who filled your mind with a curse,
when to the yard and also hit on the nurse!

And now were here together to make it official,
i love you, you b***h your just like a pistol!
Your very hard nipples are worth every ******** whistle,
and i'm sure your freaking mouth has got a date with my missile!