A Good Friend-Hands you your shoe if it falls off.
A Best Friend-Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it,screaming “Ha, ha, loser!”
A Good Friend-Helps you up if you fall down.
A Best Friend-Will stand beside you laughing, because they pushed you you over in the first place.
A Good Friend-Will rush over right away to comfort you if you’re house burns down.
A Best Friend-Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.
A Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you’re arrested for DUI.
A Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying “Great party, huh?”
A Good Friend-Will call your parents by their first names.
A Best Friend-Will call your parents ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad’.
A Good Friend-Knocks on your door and waits for you to answer.
A Best Friend-Walks right in and says "I’m home!”
A Good Friend-Acts like a guest at your house.
A Best Friend-Raids your refrigerator and makes themselves at home.
A Good Friend-Will watch what’s already on the TV.
A Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.
A Good Friend-Waits for you after school if you get detention.
A Best Friend-Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.
A Good Friend-Will help you with your chores.
A Best Friend-Will stand behind you and say “You missed a spot.”
A Good Friend-Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.
A Best Friend-Will lend you money and then charge interest.
A Good Friend-Will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you.
A Best Friend-Will say “Be right back”, go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say “It’s all been taken care of.”
A Good Friend-Will have little “inside jokes” with you.
A Best Friend- Will randomly break out laughing because of some “inside joke” you guys had last week.
A Good Friend-Will come and get you if you call to say you’re lost.
A Best Friend-Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.
A Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumping off the Empire State Building.
A Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.
A Good Friend-Disagrees if you say words can’t hurt you.
A Best Friend- Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.
A Good Friend-Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.
A Best Friend-Would say “I hope you can swim, and if not, I’ll really f***ing miss you.”
A Good Friend-Will ask if you’re okay, and when you say “I’m fine” they’ll drop it.
A Best Friend-Will ask if you’re okay, and when you say “i’m fine”, they’ll look you in the eye and say “Okay, now tell the truth.”
A Good Friend- Will comfort you when he rejects you.
A Best Friend-Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A Good Friend- Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A Best Friend- Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A Good Friend- Will help you find your prince.
A Best Friend- Will kidnap him and bring him to you.
A Good Friend- Will offer you a soda.
A Best Friend- Will dump theirs on you.
A Good Friend- Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A Best Friend- Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A Good Friend- Will help you move.
A Best Friend- Will help you move the bodies.
A Good Friend- Will ask you to write down your number.
A Best Friend- Will have you on speed dial.
A Good Friend- Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
A Best Friend- Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
A Good Friend- Will know a few things about you.
A Best Friend- could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A Good Friend- Will tell you she knows how you feel.
A Best Friend- Will just sit down and cry.
A Good Friend- will ask you why you are crying.
A Best Friend- is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
A Good Friend- will help you learn to drive.
A Best Friend- will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
A Good Friend- will watch your pets when you go away.
A Best Friend- won't let you go away.
A Good Friend- will go to a concert with you.
A Best Friend- will kidnap the band with you.
A Good Friend- will hide you from the cops.
A Best Friend- is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
For my best friend that can read me like a children's book.
A Best Friend-Grabs your shoe and runs around the room with it,screaming “Ha, ha, loser!”
A Good Friend-Helps you up if you fall down.
A Best Friend-Will stand beside you laughing, because they pushed you you over in the first place.
A Good Friend-Will rush over right away to comfort you if you’re house burns down.
A Best Friend-Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.
A Good Friend-Will pay your bail if you’re arrested for DUI.
A Best Friend-Is sitting in the cell beside you, saying “Great party, huh?”
A Good Friend-Will call your parents by their first names.
A Best Friend-Will call your parents ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad’.
A Good Friend-Knocks on your door and waits for you to answer.
A Best Friend-Walks right in and says "I’m home!”
A Good Friend-Acts like a guest at your house.
A Best Friend-Raids your refrigerator and makes themselves at home.
A Good Friend-Will watch what’s already on the TV.
A Best Friend-Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.
A Good Friend-Waits for you after school if you get detention.
A Best Friend-Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.
A Good Friend-Will help you with your chores.
A Best Friend-Will stand behind you and say “You missed a spot.”
A Good Friend-Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.
A Best Friend-Will lend you money and then charge interest.
A Good Friend-Will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you.
A Best Friend-Will say “Be right back”, go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say “It’s all been taken care of.”
A Good Friend-Will have little “inside jokes” with you.
A Best Friend- Will randomly break out laughing because of some “inside joke” you guys had last week.
A Good Friend-Will come and get you if you call to say you’re lost.
A Best Friend-Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.
A Good Friend-Will try to talk you out of bungee-jumping off the Empire State Building.
A Best Friend-Will tie the bungee cord themselves and then push you off.
A Good Friend-Disagrees if you say words can’t hurt you.
A Best Friend- Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.
A Good Friend-Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.
A Best Friend-Would say “I hope you can swim, and if not, I’ll really f***ing miss you.”
A Good Friend-Will ask if you’re okay, and when you say “I’m fine” they’ll drop it.
A Best Friend-Will ask if you’re okay, and when you say “i’m fine”, they’ll look you in the eye and say “Okay, now tell the truth.”
A Good Friend- Will comfort you when he rejects you.
A Best Friend-Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A Good Friend- Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A Best Friend- Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A Good Friend- Will help you find your prince.
A Best Friend- Will kidnap him and bring him to you.
A Good Friend- Will offer you a soda.
A Best Friend- Will dump theirs on you.
A Good Friend- Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A Best Friend- Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A Good Friend- Will help you move.
A Best Friend- Will help you move the bodies.
A Good Friend- Will ask you to write down your number.
A Best Friend- Will have you on speed dial.
A Good Friend- Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
A Best Friend- Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
A Good Friend- Will know a few things about you.
A Best Friend- could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A Good Friend- Will tell you she knows how you feel.
A Best Friend- Will just sit down and cry.
A Good Friend- will ask you why you are crying.
A Best Friend- is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.
A Good Friend- will help you learn to drive.
A Best Friend- will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
A Good Friend- will watch your pets when you go away.
A Best Friend- won't let you go away.
A Good Friend- will go to a concert with you.
A Best Friend- will kidnap the band with you.
A Good Friend- will hide you from the cops.
A Best Friend- is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.
For my best friend that can read me like a children's book.
