This is my first post.
So with this, i'll start off with one of my famous stories.
I dont really know if this story is true.
I remember finding this story in a journal I wrote when I was little.
And the young me swore it was true.
However, as I told my friends, it was passed around.
So now it has changed.
Enjoy the messed up version of it:
As a little girl, I always loved to go outside and play after school on the swing set in my backyard.
One day, I ran outside and saw a tiger.
Sitting there, licking its paw and just staring.
(Now that I think about it, it probably was just a large cat with tiger stripes. I have cats living in my backyard.)
I was frightnened. So I ran back inside and tried to warn my grandmother, thinking she can chase it away.
(And believe me, the fiesty old b***h could if she wanted to.)
Sadly, my grandmother only speaks spanish. And understands little english.
And since I didnt know how to say "tiger!" in spanish, I said "Gato!"
So I shall translate the conversation to english:
Me: "Grandma! Cat in the backyard!!"
Grandma: "Cat? Oh no problem. Its just a little cat. Why dont you give it the extra cat food you have in the kitchen?"
Me: "But Grandma! Its a BIGGG cat!!"
Grandma: "Yeah? Okay, get extra cat food then."
And thus, I decided not to go outside for the day, and ill wait for tomarrow.
(But this is where my friends started to warp up my story.)
The next day, I went outside and sadly, saw another almost impossible beast.
A dragon. rolleyes
It had teeth like, WHOAAAA!!
And claws like, WHHHOOAAA!!!
So, I ran inside to my spanish grandmother.
And of course, no one ever taught me the word "dragon" in spanish.
And since i didnt know how to say "bird" (just "birdie", but she wouldnt take me seriously if i said that. stare )
I spoke the only word I knew, which happens to be the meal my grandmother cooked almost every night, chicken.
Me: Grandma!!! Chicken!!!!
Grandma: Hahaha.
Me: No!! REALLY BIG CHICKEN!!!
Grandma: *stares* A chicken in our backyard?
Me: YES!! COME!! Its a.. a... pollo diablo!! (pollo= chicken; diablo= hell)
Grandma: Hahaha!! *continues to watch t.v*
So, After telling her it was a "chicken from hell" she thought I was kidding.
And then she asks why I never go outside to play anymore?
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Silent_Shadowz's Random World
I just blab on about random stuff.
Mostly stories.
But im pretty sure you'll get a kick outta them.
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