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Dear Beautiful_NightIVIare,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a FART journey to the deepest BITCHTITS of my COLON. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in BF EGYPT and dance with me across the undulating TITTIES? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and FART like F-ING SHITS?



Yours truly,

Blood-Spattered-Sundress

My beloved beautiful_nightiviare,

You and I are just two STICKY people trying to make it in this FEATHERED world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of ASSAULT in the past, and I know you've dabbled in LUST, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our FUNKY love. Without you, I'm nothing but a CLOGGED WOMBAT.



Yours FLOOP,

Blood-Spattered-Sundress







Dearest Beautiful_NightIVIare,

I cannot begin to describe how fleeting my chest burns for you. As I write this, I'm loving in my you, unable to contain my hugging desire. Please, accept my sexy embrace and know that you're truly the cherry of my eye.



I yearn for you winking,

flamedragon5709




My beloved Beautiful_NightIVIare,

You and I are just two GIANT people trying to make it in this Crapper world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Rape in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Stinky love. Without you, I'm nothing but a AIDS Frog.



Yours Under,

Access Denyed

My beloved Beautiful_NightIVIare,

You and I are just two poop people trying to make it in this crap world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of poop in the past, and I know you've dabbled in crap, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our dodo love. Without you, I'm nothing but a sh!t dodo.



Yours sh!t,

zZMusicZz



Dear Beautiful_NightIVIare,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a dark journey to the deepest wagon of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Derby and dance with me across the undulating forest? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and fly like dancing clouds?



Yours truly,

Skypyro