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All the Val Cards I sent [more coming] |
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My beloved iF o X i E,
You and I are just two beautiful people trying to make it in this many world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of stealing in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our black love. Without you, I'm nothing but a slimy wolf.
Yours quickly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dearest Shidoro,
I cannot begin to describe how quickly my p***s burns for you. As I write this, I'm ******** in my wal-mart, unable to contain my licking desire. Please, accept my slutty embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.
I yearn for you roughly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dear Shidoro,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a sexy journey to the deepest p***s of my spleen. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in new york and dance with me across the undulating v****a? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and lick like lifting fires?
Yours truly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dear Zoku Zetsubou,
I believe it was Alice Cooper who once sang, "Oh, my walmart, my rose, I've hungered for your p***s a long, mad time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, yo momma, who said "burning ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing stars like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dearest Shidoro,
I cannot begin to describe how brightly my heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm shining in my moon, unable to contain my wonderfully desire. Please, accept my twinkling embrace and know that you're truly the squiggly thing of my eye.
I yearn for you specially,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Zoku Zetsubou,
You know how the song goes: "Sexual men say only hearts rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your slimy embrace. Now I know how harry potter felt when the condoms first parted to reveal superman silhouetted against a hot sky. It was mad at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, licking beautifully until you get here.
Yours truly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dearest Sky Tenhiro,
I cannot begin to describe how roughly my spleen burns for you. As I write this, I'm licking in my p***s, unable to contain my ******** desire. Please, accept my cute embrace and know that you're truly the watermelon of my eye.
I yearn for you truly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dear Shidoro,
When I think of you, I get wolves in my liver. Though it makes me feel black, it's also exciting. Whenever we skip together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are dry humping at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously soft and rough with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a ******** of the nose? I hope we can keep shining together for nineteen years.
brightly yours,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dearest Shidoro,
I cannot begin to describe how much my heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm waiting in my heaven, unable to contain my loving desire. Please, accept my beautiful embrace and know that you're truly the cherry of my eye.
I yearn for you truly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dearest Shidoro,
I cannot begin to describe how roughly my rectum burns for you. As I write this, I'm bleeding in my titty, unable to contain my dancing desire. Please, accept my bright embrace and know that you're truly the kiwi of my eye.
I yearn for you lovingly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dear Shidoro,
I believe it was Green Day who once sang, "Oh, my v****a, my v****a, I've hungered for your kangaroo a long, hot time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Soulja Boy, who said "******** ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing condoms like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dear Sky Tenhiro,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a sexual journey to the deepest flower of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in L. A. and dance with me across the undulating sexual thought? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and skip like kissing kisses?
Yours truly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dear harajuku_street_girl,
When I think of you, I get wolves in my liver. Though it makes me feel graceful, it's also exciting. Whenever we skip together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are humping at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously sexy and sadistic with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a twitch of the nose? I hope we can keep loving together for 20,000 years.
beautifully yours,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dearest harajuku_street_girl,
I cannot begin to describe how sexually my v****a burns for you. As I write this, I'm licking in my p***s, unable to contain my desire. Please, accept my sexy embrace and know that you're truly the mango of my eye.
I yearn for you sadisticly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dear harajuku_street_girl,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a slimy journey to the deepest shampoo of my rectum. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in hollywood and dance with me across the undulating harry potter? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and like pimping condoms?
Yours truly,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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Dear harajuku_street_girl,
How I long to hear your beautiful song again. What was it called? Ah yes, jizzed in my pants. How your sexy voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded panda bear. Such horny! Let us join together and jump in unison, your wormy song carrying our hearts to bloody heights.
With love,
M a D H a T t E r C r S
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