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Valentine Letters From My Friends of 2010 XD
Dear Leafion,
When I think of you, I get penguins in my stomach. Though it makes me feel adorable, it's also exciting. Whenever we chase together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are running at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously short and tall with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a hit of the hairy? I hope we can keep shaking together for 25 years.
quickly yours,
Havoc Rain
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Dearest Leafion,
I cannot begin to describe how sexually my ballsack burns for you. As I write this, I'm masturbating in my d***o, unable to contain my penetrating desire. Please, accept my penetrate embrace and know that you're truly the banana of my eye.
I yearn for you super-fastly,
MercuryPandahBear
Dear Leafion ,
When I think of you, I get armadildo in my ovary. Though it makes me feel sperm-stained, it's also exciting. Whenever we bash the bishop together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are riding at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously hawt and milky with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a touch of the freckles? I hope we can keep penetrating together for six kazillion years.
p***s shaped yours,
MercuryPandahBear
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Dearest Leafion,
I cannot begin to describe how pleasantly my nose burns for you. As I write this, I'm stroking in my cartilage, unable to contain my humping desire. Please, accept my desirable embrace and know that you're truly the banana of my eye.
I yearn for you loudly,
Munchlax Stampede
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Dear Leafion,
When I think of you, I get Kitty in my Internal Organs. Though it makes me feel Bloody, it's also exciting. Whenever we Bouncing together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are Weirding at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Lovely and WONDERFUL with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a Sliding of the Nose? I hope we can keep Snging together for Thirteen years.
Always yours,
xx Rokusasu
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Leafion,
You know how the song goes: "snuggly men say only pokeballs rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your toilet embrace. Now I know how Ash Ketchum felt when the milkshakes first parted to reveal Brock silhouetted against a hairy sky. It was surprised at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, pooping mooed until you get here.
Yours truly,
Tobi is NOT a good boy
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Dear Leafion,
I believe it was Itachi who once sang, "Oh, my art, my puppet, I've hungered for your Suna a long, shiney time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Sasori, who said "poking ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing Akatsuki like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
The Little Nightmare
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Dearest Leafion,
I cannot begin to describe how carefully my toe burns for you. As I write this, I'm running in my spoon, unable to contain my yelling desire. Please, accept my shiny embrace and know that you're truly the dragon fruit of my eye.
I yearn for you swiftly,
iMoonChild
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My beloved Leafion,
You and I are just two young people trying to make it in this bright world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of stealing socks in the past, and I know you've dabbled in watching men do ballet, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our wide love. Without you, I'm nothing but a half full fat cat.
Yours stupidly,
Lostfeather0102
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Leafion,
You know how the song goes: "long men say only cards rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your thin embrace. Now I know how Yusei felt when the points first parted to reveal Akiza silhouetted against a wide sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, trading quickly until you get here.
Yours truly,
DiZ-darkness in zero
Dear Leafion,
How I long to hear your deep song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Im on a boat. How your great voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded cougar. Such happiness! Let us join together and slash in unison, your wet song carrying our hearts to dry heights.
With love,
DiZ-darkness in zero
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Dear Leafion,
When I think of you, I get Whales in my Kidney. Though it makes me feel Explosive, it's also exciting. Whenever we Shoot together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are Humping at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Facepalm-ish and Bald with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a Flap of the Nostril? I hope we can keep Shooting together for 57 1/2 years.
WHAT ARE ADVERB D: yours,
Soulreaper_Naru
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Leafion,
You know how the song goes: "cool men say only turtles rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your brown embrace. Now I know how Jack Sparrow felt when the cows first parted to reveal Darth Vader silhouetted against a silly sky. It was love at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, crying quickly until you get here.
Yours truly,
Crackasaurus-Rex
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Dear Leafion,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a pink journey to the deepest cup of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in New York 8D and dance with me across the undulating table? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and run like loving mice?
Yours truly,
Pandy Wolfie
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My beloved Leafion,
You and I are just two wonderful people trying to make it in this amazing world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in insest, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our lovely love. Without you, I'm nothing but a friendly kitten.
Yours joyously,
Questions box
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Dear Leafion,
How I long to hear your lovely song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Love Game. How your soft voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded wolf. Such grief! Let us join together and stab in unison, your cluttered song carrying our hearts to sadly heights.
With love,
Sosuke Aizen Hair
Dear Leafion,
I believe it was Disturbed who once sang, "Oh, my soul, my Ichigo Kurosaki, I've hungered for your Pokrmon a long, lovely time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Kanye West, who said "stabbing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing trees like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
Sosuke Aizen Hair
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Dearest Leafion,
I cannot begin to describe how Happily my Leg burns for you. As I write this, I'm ****ing in my Bunny, unable to contain my kissing desire. Please, accept my Furry embrace and know that you're truly the grape of my eye.
I yearn for you Roughly,
Djuka
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