OOOOOOH,
Sesshomaru’s a turd,
Sesshomaru’s a turd!
Come on, we all know it!
Let’s go and spread the word!
A self-obsessed a*****e,
His ego only grows!
He’s not even all that great,
I bet he picks his noseeeeeee!
He’s as good-looking as Kyōkotsu’s rump,
I bet his sausage is merely a stump! Bump! Lump!
His muscle is more like blubbeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr,
I bet Jaken is his secret loveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was gaaaaaaaaaaay!
So lets sing all about it, hip-hooray!
Sesshomaru’s a turd!
Sesshomaru’s a turd!
Come on, we all know it!
Let’s go and spread the word!
Sesshomaru won’t like being called a turd,
Though he’s the biggest a** I’ve ever heard!
And I doubt he’ll appreciate my song one bit!
So I’lllllll juuuusssssttttttt caaaaalllllllll hiiiiiimmmmmm shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!
Sesshomaru’s a turd,
Sesshomaru’s a turd!
Come on, we all know it!
Let’s go and spread the word!
A self-obsessed a*****e,
His ego only grows!
He’s not even all that great,
I bet he picks his noseeeeeee!
He’s as good-looking as Kyōkotsu’s rump,
I bet his sausage is merely a stump! Bump! Lump!
His muscle is more like blubbeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr,
I bet Jaken is his secret loveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was gaaaaaaaaaaay!
So lets sing all about it, hip-hooray!
Sesshomaru’s a turd!
Sesshomaru’s a turd!
Come on, we all know it!
Let’s go and spread the word!
Sesshomaru won’t like being called a turd,
Though he’s the biggest a** I’ve ever heard!
And I doubt he’ll appreciate my song one bit!
So I’lllllll juuuusssssttttttt caaaaalllllllll hiiiiiimmmmmm shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt!
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