In Kansas it is illegal to hunt wales. But there are no wales in Kansas...
In Dove, Wisconsin it is illegal to rollerblade with a mustache on your face... Poor people with mustaches.
A sheep is a cloud with legs :'3
When the FedEx guy brought Adam Young cool stuffs...He got a hug.
UPS delivery guys have UPS emblems on their socks.
It's illegal in West Lake, VA to hide behind shrubbery and hurl ham sandwiches at mailmen.
iGod is a game where you can chat with God the transfestite robot :'3 He thought my name was Owl City. =w=
Stupid Warnings
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Careful: Small objects, like hard candies, may inadvertently become lodged in the throat. Jolly Rancher
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet. Craftsman Push Mower
Keep out of children. Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side. On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers. St. Mary’s College of Maryland Cafeteria
On cap: Twist to Open. Hellman’s Fat Free Honey Dijon Dressing
Use before the expiration date. CIBA Vision Pure Eyes
Keep away from children. Little Ones Baby Lotion
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device. Unknown Beach Ball
Calcium proportianate added to ‘retard’ spoilage of crust. Frozen Pizza
Caution water on road during rain. Unknown Road, Clemson, SC
Not Dishwasher Safe. RCA Television Remote Control
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow. Unknown Mattress
Do not ingest. Unknown Lava Lamp
WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts. Unknown Trampoline
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture. Flying Goku
Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!! Unknown Parachute
Do not turn upside down. TV Dinner
The sign reads: “Ignore this sign”. Unknown Location
Safe to use around pets. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Directions: Use like regular soap. Dial Soap
You cannot save the world! Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume
Ingredients: Carrots. W. M. Bolthouse Farms Carrots
Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children. Summerfield Suites – Near Door
Caution: Do not use near power lines. Unknown Toilet Plunger
Shake well and buy often. Silk Soy Milk
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open. Sony Trinitron
For adult external use only. Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion. Heh =w=
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players. Unknown Minidisc Player
Warning: May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery after taking. Prescription Ambien Sleep Aid
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant. Unknown Birth Control Pills
Some assembly required. Unknown 500-piece puzzle
Warning – Contents may be hot. McDonald’s Coffee
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses. Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee
Push handle down. Push door in. Unknown High School Training Room Door, Arlington, TX
A sign on a telephone pole reads: “No Posting Signs”. Unknown Road, Douglasville, GA
All divers must land in water! Unknown Diving Board
WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury. General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game
Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital. Listerine Mouthwash (How reassuring)
CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin. Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray
Thou shalt not park. Church Parking Lot Sign
Final step: “Pull up underwear”. Unknown Tampons (Wow~)
Secret Nuclear Bunker --> : Unknown Road Sign
Wait for Green. Unknown Traffic Light, Brick, NJ
Pedestrian Tunnel. No admittance (Pedestrian tunnels planned to link all the buildings of the school, but the project ran out of funding before they could be completed) University of Saskatchewan, in Saskatoon
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim. Fix-a-Flat
Directions: Tear open packet and use. Wet-Nap
This product must be cooked before eating. Swanson TV Dinners
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning. Unknown Vacuum Cleaner
(written on the screen) No screen detected. Various Desktop Computers
Suitable for outdoor use. Unknown Rain Gauge
(More to come x3)
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