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How About Some Jokes?
I have three:
Joke one:
A hotel concierge is walking down a hallway and passes three rooms.
In the first one he hears crying. In the second one he hears laughing. In the third room he hears nothing.
Unable to contain his curiosity, he goes back to the first door and opens it. "Why are you crying?"
The girl, still sobbing, replies, "He never told me it would hurt this much."
The concierge closes the door and goes to the second room.
"Why are you laughing?" he asks.
The girl, still giggling, replies, "He never told me it would tickle this much."
The concierge closes the door and goes to the last room.
"Why do I hear nothing?" he asks.
The girl replies, "He always told me not to talk with my mouth full."
Joke 2:
Three women take a day off from their husbands. While they're out, they come across a building with a sign out front that says "For Women Only." All three of them are curious and drive up to check it out. Upon entering, there is a clerk at the front desk that welcomes them and says, "There are five floors to choose from. It's up to you to decide what you want."
So the three women go to the first floor and it's full of short, fat, balding old men. The women definitely don't want them, so they go up to the second floor. On the second floor they find men who are cute, but don't have very much money. The women shrug and head up to the third floor. On the third floor there are men who have everything a woman could ever want except looks. The women decide to go up to the fourth floor. There they find the most perfect men ever; they have everything: looks, money, good personalities, nice bodies, and the like. The women are dazzled but there's still one more floor, so they turn to each other and one says, "Well this is wonderful and all, but we have to know what's on the 5th floor. Come on, let's go up." So all three women go up to the fifth floor. Once they open the door they discover that the room is empty except for a sign that reads, "This just proves there is no way to please a woman."
Joke 3:
A bear and a rabbit are walking through a forest when they come across a genie. The genie is generous enough to give them both three wishes. The bear, smirking, decides to go first and says, "I wish I were the only male bear in this forest." The rabbit goes next and says, "I wish I had a motorcycle helmet." The bear looks at him incredulously, "What a stupid wish," he says. Then the bear wishes, "Now I wish I were the only male bear on this continent." The rabbit says, "Well now I'd like a motorcycle."
"Your wishes are retarded," says the bear, "I wish I was the only male bear on this entire planet!"
The rabbit calmly puts on his helmet and mounts his bike.
"Make the bear gay," he says, and speeds off.
And there you have it! Comment and tell me your favorite!
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