Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

 
 

View User's Journal

I put my journal on private when I have nothing to add for a while~
A random thingy off of facebook
Dear Kyo,
I dont really know how to tell you this, I'm selling myself for candy. I think i realized when your dwarf bit me with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you sit on The Catholic Priest.
Im sure your man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
Im returning your toe ring to you, but ill keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and the apartment building is on fire.

Go drown yourself
Yuki biggrin


dear -friend-
I dont really know how to tell you this, (1) I think i realized (2), (3) and I saw you (4) (5).
Im sure your (6) enough to understand (7).
Im returning ( cool to you, but ill keep (9) as a memory.
You should also know that (10) and (11)

(12)
(UR NAME)


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my a**
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Not Here- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
None - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My uterus
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
CSI.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Bored
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Cowardly
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your collection of ear wax

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog and fish
G/H - My virginity and your boxers
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear and right shoe
M/N - Your suicide note and virginity
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Pepsi – I'm scratching my a** as you read this
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
France - Love always
Spain - Go drown yourself
Canada – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England– With tears of sadness






User Comments: [3] [add]
Ashelina Jolie
Community Member
avatar
commentCommented on: Sun Sep 06, 2009 @ 11:17pm
I'm in love with your cat. When I tripped on peanut butter in your closet. Castrate my boyfriend; Man I get turned on by garbage men. Your toe ring, your photo with the mustache drawn on it. Always will remember the pep talks. You should get that embarrassing rash checked.

Love always,
Ashley


commentCommented on: Mon Sep 07, 2009 @ 05:07am
Dear Yuki,

I don't know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized when I threw up in your sock drawer with George Bush and Stephen Harper and saw you carve your initials into the Catholic Priest. I'm sure your emotional enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumbass. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should know that was interviewed about the car you stole and our friendship is ruined.




With tears of sadness
Dillon



Dleon
Community Member
Akuji-chan
Community Member
avatar
commentCommented on: Mon Sep 07, 2009 @ 04:55pm
Dear Yuki,

I dont really know how to tell you this, you're a pervert I think i realized when your dwarf bit me, at the mental hospital and I saw you pour syrup on my corned beef hash.
Im sure your sly enough to understand that your driving sucks.
Im returning the couch cushions to you, but ill keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that never will forget that night and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Kiss my butt,
Kisa


User Comments: [3] [add]
 
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum