- lolololololoolo it wont let me fit the whole title in there.
It was supposed to say 'bigass journal entry(?)' but 'bigass title' would have gotten a gold star too.
So yeah.
Friday I forgot to feed my sister (and myself) because I was drawing on SAI the whole morning. Don't get me wrong, I know how to eat and serve, but the "Five more minutes please" phase was getting to me for a long time.
So mom called once and said we should eat. I'm like, "Yeah, sure, whatever.".
Then she called back about two hours later asking if we ate and I'm like, "I'm heating up the pan right now." Then she gets angry because she told me to do it two hours ago and she said she was coming home from work.
And whens he says that, it usually end up with me on the floor screaming :/
So I'm begging her not to come home and my sister is crying because when I tried to hand the phone to her, she made some sort of jagged... twist? and the phone hit touched her face.
Then she falls to floor ever-so-dramatically and begins crying from there like I'm the bad guy.
I look over to the stove to see it ******** smoking then realized to quickly put the eggs in before mom gets home.
So at that point, mom hung up and is angrily speeding down Mercury.
I slap whatevers on the stove on to a plate and make my sister eat it (lol no food for sam).
Mom gets home, smacks me, makes me does chores, and angrily screams at me while I do them.
Then she tops it all off with a "HAHAHAHA YOU CANT GO TO MEI-MEIS PART NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE ******** GROUNDED~~~~~~~." and a kind of maniacal laugh at the end.
The rest of the day I'm being a spoiled brat and trying to use reverse psychology to let me go.
. . . and after a few very spicy tacos she lets me. derp.
LOLOLOLOOLOLOL SATURDAY~~~~
s**t HAPPENED.
Uhh, my haircut. Yeah. About that.
I get it cut by a gay all-out Filippino (not ******** kidding; he got his breast done on the Philippines last month and he's going to get more surgery this year).
So he/she cuts it nice then he takes this hair iron and sets it to high.
Then he/she presses it against my hair at OVER 9000 DEGREES the point that my hair is steaming and smells burned.
Then I leave looking like some Chinese girl neutral
but it looks better now so i'll give pics later.
or I'll see my IRL buds tomorrow at open house.
K NOW THE PARTY.
Since most of the party after 3 AM is Vegas, I can't say it except for the f*****t fight.
So yeah.
Pizza, heartburn, burn burn, Sam no longer sounding like a loli singing-wise (LOLOLOL KARAOKE NIGHT), Meghan spewing out Mei-Mei's Filipino candy (GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR HER) into the sink then having to clean it up, Mei-Mei's new phone, uh, House. And some stuff I can't remember.
But we PARTIED HARD until like, five-thirty AM.
More like fell asleep at two, then woke up around three, then went back to bed at five-thirty.
OH VICKY HOW I WISHED YOU WERE THERE THE WHOLE NIGHT D;
I think that's it.
