Stupid Jokes
here are some "humerous" jokes I've found online, they're not that bad actually ;3
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"
And the other muffin said, "Aaaaugh! A talking muffin!!!"
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
You know how to make gold soup?
Add 24 carrots.
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?
DINO-MITE!
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
This tastes funny
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