"I was young and stupid. The sugar rushes just got to me!" Waldo tells FTY News. He showed us his old neighborhood and we lost him multiple times, but luckyly, We also saw his old home. It was a 4 story mansion. His sister, Waverly, And her husband, Wayne, Live there now. "Growing up with Waldo was tearing up the family." Waverly tells us, "He was always quiet, and we never knew where he was!" Well, Waldo ran away from home at the age of 20 to Wanda's home. Where he was having sexual intercourse in the ear with her. (This fact hasn't yet been proven true even though we've seen it ourselves) Now, Waldo, 30, Is in this book buiessness. They take his pictures and have children find him. "Children should not know the harsh truth about me and my ear se-... Er, My "harsh enviroment and history." " Waldo sighs. This is MD signing off from FTY News, Thank you and good night!
MadamDestroyer · Sat Aug 29, 2009 @ 05:50am · 0 Comments |