So you have a new cat? Awesome! Can’t think of a name? Well let me help.
You’re favorite show is The Mighty Boosh? EVEN BETTER!
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if the cat REFUSES to leave you alone, always attacks your drink, and constantly plays with your pencils, pens and brushes. It’s name should be Old Gregg.
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You just can't stop awwing over how cute the kitten is and at random moments dancing and crimping to the cat. Hoping it will reply. It’s name should be Vince Noir. (Idiot 1)
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If this cat has a little bit of a sad side. And gets happier when jazz is played. YOU ******** DISOWN THAT CAT NOW! AND CALL IT HOWARD AND TELL HIM HE IS A HORRIBLE SHOP KEEP CONPARED TO VINCE! (And Naboo likes Vince better too!) … (Idiot 2)
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If this cat has a drunk like attention. Tell it. It KNOWS NOTHING OF THE CRUNCH! And it’s Name should be Tony Harrison.
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So this cat is a bit of a smart a**. Ok so he's just a smart a** in general. This cat miiiight know nothing of the crunch BUT claims he does. And does NOT play well with others ... (I.E ... Tony Harrison) It’s name should be Saboo!
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You have a kitten that is quite spacey eh? Does your kitten also like to watch over you like a mother hen? Do it like to stir up things? Well then your kittens name should be Naboo. The Lovable Shaman who owns the shop the two idiots work at.
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