Guess who ?
Did you miss me ?
Jessica Simpson... sing the chorus !
[Chorus]
When you walked through the door it was clear to me/
You're the one they adore, who they came to see/
You're a rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you/
Playa' who can really blame you ?/
We're the ones who made you/
Verse 1:
Back by popular demand, now pop a little zantac, or antacid if you can/
Get ready to tackle any task that is at hand, how does it feel is it fantasic, is it grand/
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands, Shady man no dont massacre the fans/
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man, she stomped him just because he asked to put his hands/
on her massive gluteous maximus again, squeeze it then squish it then pass it to her friend/
Can he come back as nasty as he can, yes he can can dont ask me this again/
He doesn not mean to lesbian offend, but lindsay please come back to seein' men/
samanthas a 2 you're practically a ten, I know you want me girl in fact I see ya grin/
(Now Come in Girl)
[Chorus]
When you walked through the door it was clear to me/
You're the one they adore, who they came to see/
You're a rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you/
Playa' who can really blame you ?/
We're the ones who made you/
Verse 2:
The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture/
Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie-horse her/
Sorry porscha but whats but whats Ellen Degenerres
have that I dont, are you tellin me tenderness/
Well I could be as gentle and as smoothe as a gentleman/
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two xenadrine/
And i'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then/
nail her, make her say hello to my little friend/
Brit forget K-Fed lets cut out the middlemen
Forgot about him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again/
And this time it won't be from the ritalin binge/
forget the other men, girl pay them little attention
And little did I mention that Jennifers in/
love with me John Mayor so sit on the bench/
Man, I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch/
they take a mile, they got style but it isn't slims/
[Chorus]
When you walked through the door it was clear to me/
You're the one they adore, who they came to see/
You're a rockstar (Baby) Everybody wants you/
Playa' who can really blame you ?/
We're the ones who made you/
Verse 3:
And thats why my love you'll never live without/
I know you want me girl cuz I can see you checkin' me out/
And baby you know, you know you want me too/
Don't try to deny it baby i'm the only one for you/ *fart noise*
Damn girl i'm beginning to sprout an alfalfa/
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out/
You think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album/
Never has there been such fitness in nostalgia /
Man cash I dont mean to mess with your gal but/
Jessica Alba, put a breast in my mouth bruh/
Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers/
And they wonder why I keep dressin' like Elvis/
Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt/
Lookin' like someone shrinked his outfit/
I think hes bout to flip, Jessica rest assured supermans here to rescue ya/
Can you blame me, you're my Amy, i'm your Blake/
Matter fact make me a birthday cake with a sawblade in it to make my jail break/
Baby I think you just met you're soul mate/
(Now break it down girl)
this is soooo funny! i love it lol XD
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