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Not you, me.

"You stupid wanker!"

Again, not you, me.

"Oh just take the bloody phone and shove it up your arse!"

Again, not you, me.

Why all the wierdness? I had a really nice, and really funny Brittish woman on the phone today--who said none of the above--who reminded me of a british guy I had a while back at work.

The Brit claimed he made payment online but didn't write down the confirmation number because "those things are usless." Not really, confirmation numbers are important if you wanna keep your arse out of trouble. Anyway, the Brit from a while back got upset with me and started calling me all sorts of names--names I understood and names I knew were bad but were British so wasn't quite for sure.

If you're an american and never have had a British person yell at you, trust me when I say you don't know what you're missing out on because it's funny as hell. If the accent wasn't cool enough, it's those brit slang words like "bloody" and "wanker"

A dirty mind like mine can conjure up some strange images when it hears "bloody wanker" *eyebrow*

Anyway, gonna go watch Narnia like I've been meaning to since it came out. Just had to come over to dad's to check on the cat (dad & stepmom are gone for the weekend in NC visiting my little brother--the dirty wankers xd ) and make this post.

Do Not Mock the Ketamari!