Dear Dirt Man,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you smacked my elbow at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep the mutilated teddy bear you won me at the fair as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Moe~
I already did this before, but I redid it again, choosing the answers that best fit Dirt Man and I's really weird friendship. xD
Things to know about Dirt Man:
We are Brother and Sister at heart. [I'm the brother~]
A few months later, we forgot were related and got married.
Now we have combustible babies that will help us rule the world.
Don't you wish you had a Dirt Man?
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