1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
3. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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