Ok so my dad desided to ask me "what makes you think your so much better then me?" I took a sec to think about this since the entire family was in front of me. THen I answered, "Because I'm not bald? Because I have faith in Wicca, and because I'm loved by all of my friends?"
Every one held back a laugh. He didn't. He was a bit mad because my friend gave me some "Stuff" and he didn't like I was getting freebes. So then he asked, "Who does your friend think we are. Poor people like the way you lived with your mother?!"
Now I'd like to point out I hate it... and I mean ******** HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!, when ever anyone insults my mother.... so I retorted... of course with this.(Note: he hates the fact I'm BI) "No, she just noticed after sex that my "Stuff" were bigger and she had some that would fit me better then the ones you never buy me." Now that erupted a laugh from my step mom cause she knew that this was going to happen and I happen to have a lot of insults for my dad. So she knew he walked into this and deserved it... the only thing we didn't expect... he didn't ground me and he started laughing and walking off... the only thing I did expect. They thought me sleeping with my friend was a joke.
Have I ever said my family here in cali is a bunch of dim wits?????
 Trinity Neo Boom · Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 09:28pm · 0 Comments |
