Llama #2: Caaarl! Why is there a dead human in our house?
Carl: Oh, hey how did he get here?
Llama #2: Caaarl what did you do?
Carl: Me? dot dat i didn't do this!
Llama #2: Explain what happened Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life.
Llama #2: Why did you kill this person carl?
Carl: I do not kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do.
Llama #2: Tell me Carl exactly what you were doing before i got home.
Carl: Alright, we-well i was upstairs,
Llama #2: okay.
Carl: I was sitting in my room,
Llama #2: yes.
Carl: reading a book,
Llama #2: Go on.
Carl: And well uh this guy walked in
Llama #2: kay
Carl: so i walked up to him
Llama #2: yes
Carl: and i uh stabbed him 37 times in the chest
Llama #2: Caaaaarl that kills people!
Carl: oh oh well
Llama #2: Carl
Carl: I didn't know that
Llama #2: How could you not know that?
Carl: Yeah i'm in the wrong year. I suck.
Llama #2: What did you do to his hands?
Carl: Whats that?
Llama #2: His hands why are they missing?
Carl: Well i kind of cut them up. and ate them
Llama #2: Caaarl
Carl: Well i was uh hungry and you know uh when you crave hands thats
Llama #2: Why on Earth would you do that?
Carl: I was hungry for hands! give me a break
Llama #2: Caaaarl
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies
Llama #2: Caarl
Carl: that only hands would satisfy
Llama #2: What is wrong with you carl?
Carl: Well i kill people and eat hands thats two things
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