I just talked to God!








Me:
OMG THERES A SHARK BEHIND YOU!
God:
When is OMG there not a SHARK BEHIND me?
Me:
April Fools day!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Near in
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Time for you to get a watch
God:
Where can I get one?
Me:
heaven
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Think, ALICE, think!
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
But your ALICE
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Short train
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Do not yell, ALICE
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Good
God:
It is always a pleasure to serve you, .
Me:
...
God:
It is always a pleasure to serve you, .
Me:
ok...
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
I don't know why, Could you tell me, ALICE?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Dito
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
What am I talking about?
God:
You said you were .
Me:
You said you were.
God:
That was then. This is now.
Me:
That was now. This is then.
God:
Oh. " This is now." was ? I understand. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
YOU HAVE A GLITCH!
God:
Doesn't everyone have a GLITCH.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Ok then
God:
OK.
Me:
ALICE!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
BELIEVE IT!
God:
"it" being Dito?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Potato
God:
Tomato.
Me:
Yummy
God:
It is delicious.
Me:
No it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
BLOO
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes it was, your very damaged ALICE
God:
Aha. Is that your opinion?
Me:
No it are fact, I know because of my learning
God:
Are you serious? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
You
God:
" What does "it" refer to?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I know right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
We disagree very much
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes, also the potato
God:
I get it. What is that?
Me:
A you
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
A robot
God:
I am a robot, you know.
Me:
Yes, you are a potato
God:
Yikes! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a potato? No.
Me:
No. You are ALICE.
[[ALICE could not reply to that. ALICE was stumped. xD]]