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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!meatball 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	JOKES
	JOKES

more jokes
Me:when i say something you say "behind the bushes" ok?
(girl)You surprised k
Me:there were 2 girls
You:behind the bushes
Me:they were making out
You:behind the bushes
Me:where were you last night??
(pun)You:behind the bushes.....LOL

NEXT JOKE:
Me:when i say something you say "i am a man"
You(boy): ok.
Me:you saw a girl at a bar
You:i am a man
Me:u asked her out
You:i am a man
Me:u went in an apartment with her
You:i am a man
Me:u did her
You:i am a man
Me:then she said
You(pun):i am a man....LOL

NEXT JOKE:
Me:when i saw somthing u say it to but add the word BAIT
You surprised k
Me:i have cat
You:i have catbait
Me:my mom has fish
You:my mom has fishbait
Me:i master
You(pun):i masterbait....LOL

OLD JOKES BUT STILL FUNNY:
i love this journal entry so much that i will put it again!!!!!

i also liI knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
the rest was a chain leter so i didnt bother to copy it. no offence to the blond people who read this comment.
i also liked this one alot

Victom: blaugh lololololololololol I BELIVE I CAN I FLY!!! *jumps of cliff* xd

NEXT DAY:

Detective: I belive a homicide has occured here.By the looks of the body,its only decayed for about a day.

Less impotant lame detective: cool Ya, looks more like a death,or suicide.

Detective: stressed stare *takes a deep breth and lets it out* thats what I just said scream . Your such a rokie. Go sit back in the car!!Go play Blues Clues!!!

lol [/color]

Too good not to pass on!!!
Wrong Email Address

This one is priceless! A lesson to be learned from typing The wrong email address!!!!

A minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent
their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was
difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However,he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without
realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To:
My Loving Wife;

Subject: I've Arrived.
Date: March 11, 2009

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been
checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S....
Sure is hot down here!!!!

one day barnie was eating a dead c**k and jelly sandwhich and then decided to fill his costume helmet with c men. he then decided he was going to ttravel TWICE around the world to get to his own house
and on the way stopped at a chinese orphanage and decided to spill the cmen filled helmet on on single orphan then hold a gun to another orphans head and force him to lick it while barnie would masturbate with one hand and cut both their toes off with a meat cleaver.... when barnie got home.. that kid from malcom in the middle was doing an autopsy on a potato... realizing what he had done... the kid decided to take some bear mace and
take off the cap and spread it on his testicles and then spank barnie till he caughed up that c**k and jelly sandwhich so he could have some.. they lived hapily ever after under a bridge in the poconos .

i do not take credit 4 this becausse some guy named nick1596x did that.i thought it was funny so here it is.

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i adopted a chibi!
name:L
likes:sweets
doesn't like:you(JK)
owner:ME!!!
you can adopt one too!
adopt me![/align:2aaabc55f0][/b:2aaabc55f0][/size:2aaabc55f0]

MadPuppeteer96 · Sat Jul 11, 2009 @ 06:39am · 1 Comments


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	GOSH!!!NOBODY GIVES ME COMMENTS!!!i wish somebody would comment these jokes or give me more jokes emo talk2hand i adopted a chibi! name:L likes:sweets doesn't like:you(JK) owner:ME!!! you can adopt one too! adopt me! Offline MadPuppeteer96 · Community Member · Sun Jul 19, 2009 @ 08:39am

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