Ehem... I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK! AND I DON'T BLAME YOU!! DROOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS COULD ONLY DREAM OF! STARE INTO TO STINKING ABYSS OF MY IDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES! HOLY WAX! CHECK OUT MY ARM PITS!!
WAIT A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! I SEE YOUR GAME!! YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!!! I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!
s**t! THAT LIPSTICK COLORIS ALL WRONG FOR YOU! MOOOO, WOOOF! OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!?! OH SO SPLENDID! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K...
UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR, AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE! PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE! AND THAT IS WHY TAOSTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM, YOU SACKS OF BLADDER WASTE!!!!
Moral: Fear my wet cough.
-Love always,
Rouni
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