The curious case of the bun in the night-time...... (^-^)
“SOMEONE ATE MEATBUN!!!!” all the members of the famous Odd Squad gathered around the sobbing Tranny Prince to get a good look at the bitten bun. Poor little Meatbun had a large bite mark in its side, and it’s delicious insides were spilling out the gaping hole.
“Poor Meatbun, he never even got a chance to live!”
LoliDragon rolled her eyes “Doll it’s a virtual pet, it’s not really alive”
Turning back to the murder scene she was met with the cool vicious glare of the infamous Blood Elf.
“It was YOU!”
“M-me?”
“That’s just the sort of cold heartless thing a bun eating killer would say!”
“Killer?! H-hold on I didn’t-”
“You meat-eating maniac’s are all the same, eating one innocent bun after another!”
Seeing as the Prince wasn’t going to let up anything soon Ugly_Wolf decided this would be a good time to interrupt.
“But Prince, LoliDragon couldn’t have done it, for she and Yu Lain only just got here 5 minutes ago”
“oh, right.... sorry LoliDargon!” sheepishly rubbing the back of her head, acting as though she hadn’t just been accusing someone of murder.... while ignoring LoliDragons angry mutterings.
Thankfully Doll still seemed to remember the matter at hand.
“So, if LoliDragon didn’t do it, who killed Meatbun?”
“Well who was the only one near Meatbun at the time of the incident?!”
Everyone turned to stare at the blonde elf, who blinked owlishly in response.
“Wait, you think I ate my own pet?!”
LoliDragon smirked back, “well who else is always hungry? And who is the one who eats the weirdest junk out of every one here?”
“Prince”
“Oh, Doll thinks it’s Prince!”
“Um, Prince...”
Giving one last triumphant look in the handsome elf’s direction LoliDragon called the verdict
“Sorry Prince looks like your guilty”
“But, but Meatbun...”
Plopping down on the floor with a heavy thump, Prince cradled her half eaten pet in her hands a stared... and stared. Then she stared some more. And finally she came up with an answer, frowning to herself she looked up and told them.
“It. ate. Its self.”
The end.
