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I started on my homework
My pen ran out of ink
My hamster ate my homework
My computer's on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it
In the soup my mom was cooking
My sister flushed it down the toilet
when i wasnt looking...

My mother ran my homework
Through the washer and the dryer
An airplane crash into out house
My homework caught on fire

Tornadoes blew my notes away
Volcanoes struck our town
My homework was absconded
by an evil killer clown

Some aliens abducted me
I had a shark attack
I pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back

It took so long to make these up
I realized,with dread
It would have been easier
To do the work instead...