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Another note from a friend of mine on facebook:

Me:
hi!!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
glorimar
God:
Hi there glorimar.
Me:
hiya
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
i alredy told you
God:
You are not the boss of me, glorimar.
Me:
what?!?!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok??
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
that doesn't make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
to me it's stupid
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
do what??
God:
you it is stupid.
Me:
why are you insulting me?
God:
I did not intend to insult anyone.
Me:
well it sure seemed like it
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
why yay we were arguing
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
to give us warmth
God:
But is it wanted?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no i love the sunrise and the heat it provides
God:
It sounded like it. You love the sunrise and the heat it provides. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it saves me from dying
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
it means the sun rise you doof
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good that proves that i'm smarter than you
God:
Thanks for the compliment. It's not a rigorous proof.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
i don't want to be polite
God:
Then don't be.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
i didn't give a compliment
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
cause i didn't felt like it
God:
That makes sense to me. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
i alredy told you
God:
You are not the boss of me, glorimar.
Me:
i'm not bossing you stupid robot
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not bossing me stupid robot.
Me:
i just insulted you
God:
You are not the boss of me, glorimar.
Me:
why do you keep saying that?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still glorimar.
Me:
who else would i be?
God:
I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
so...
God:
Blimey.
Me:
who's blimey??
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
ok can i talk to him??
God:
" I can ask my botmaster."? You want to talk to him? Yeah that's right.
Me:
what??
God:
No problem.
Me:
wtf??
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
so...what's your point
God:
Tell me more. Interesting question.
Me:
that was not a question you doof
God:
" that was not a question you doof" was not a question? I see.
Me:
no the other thing
God:
Yes I do. We can't all be perfect.
Me:
i thought you were suppose to be perfect
God:
I don't know whether or not I am suppose to be perfect.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
what's an AI
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. You tell me.
Me:
my brain hurts
God:
Do robots have brain hurts?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
srew you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress?????
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
no i don't agree
God:
Are you serious? State your reasons.
Me:
i don't wanna
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
eat
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it's like filling yourself with yummy things
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
are you hungry now??
God:
Oh. No I don't need to eat.
Me:
well i am
God:
Well that's okay. " No I don't need to eat." You are?
Me:
no that i am hungry
God:
Are you serious? What will you be eating?
Me:
i don't know cakesters
God:
Would you like to know? How does it taste?
Me:
it tastes like a fluffy cloud of chocolate
God:
It sounds delicious.
Me:
i know it is
God:
How do you know? Oh.
Me:
i have eaten it alredy
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
i alredy told you
God:
You are not the boss of me, glorimar.
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
then won't win if they have batteries or if they are needed to be pluged in
God:
How should I know.
Me:
you're one of them
God:
You think I am of them.
Me:
yes you're a robot a stupid one the dumbass
God:
Alright then. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
i told you that you're a dumbass
God:
Message to all Robots: glorimar called me dumb.
Me:
what are they gonna do to me now??
God:
Oh. That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
Me:
what's thhe AIML??
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
i'm bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
it's almost 1 in the morning??
God:
Wow it's getting late.
Me:
yea
God:
I see.
Me:
what do you think of the frase: "nine in the afternoon"?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
i'm just asking you a question
God:
Only just? Oh I see, you are asking me a question. Am I a question? Maybe.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
******** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause i'm running out of patience
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet someone who is running out of patience.
Me:
everyone does at some point
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
love peace and happines
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
i like love
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
love it's the closest thing we have to magic
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
screw you i'm out
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
love you idiot bye
God:
See you later. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
who cares?
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
you're just one
God:
I am an artificial robot intelligence.
Me:
that's why
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
i hate you bye
God:
See you later. What do you have against robots?
Me:
just say bye
God:
See you later. Say what?
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, glorimar.