Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again........... Now entering your life, welcome
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~
Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
 Aria di Bellezza · Fri May 08, 2009 @ 02:51am · 0 Comments |
