I cannot begin to describe how orgasmicly my a**s burns for you.
As I write this, I'm thrusting in my whip cream, unable to contain my licking desire.
Please, accept my hairy embrace and know that you're truly the peaches of my eye.
Beh heh heh heh, you know you want it ;D
I yearn for you smashingly,
XxBreathless MidnightxX
"So, you remember that STD Edward gave me, right?
Well, it's turned me into a p***y.
Literally.
First, my junk turned purple and yellow, then it sparkled, then it started to smell like fruit.
Then, after Carlisle healed it with his amazing unicorn powers, my manly bits started to shrivel up.
Then it turned into a v****a.
Holy s**t.
Now I'll never be able to impregnate Renesmee and take over the world. ;-; "
A forum I saw in GD xD
Well, it's turned me into a p***y.
Literally.
First, my junk turned purple and yellow, then it sparkled, then it started to smell like fruit.
Then, after Carlisle healed it with his amazing unicorn powers, my manly bits started to shrivel up.
Then it turned into a v****a.
Holy s**t.
Now I'll never be able to impregnate Renesmee and take over the world. ;-; "
A forum I saw in GD xD